Chapter 3 3

KATHRYN's POV

Life is indeed like Life-it feels great to wash the dishes, promise.

Smacking Daniel with the plates I'm washing feels tempting.

This is what he meant by making me pay.

He made me wash the dishes.

Isn't that incredible? I'm paying my dues, right?"

We don't have a helper because they want Daniel and me to learn household chores.

They say we should cooperate.

Well, we do cooperate.

We join forces in creating a mess.

But when it comes to cleaning up, I'm on my own. The arrogant one doesn't help.

He can't even sweep. Always relying on me.

Woohh. What a Great Life. Good luck, Kath. You can do it! Fighting.

I sigh.

"Hey, babs, are you done there?" Does it look like I'm finished washing?

Oh, don't be surprised that he calls me that.

It's not an endearment. Okay?

It's an insult.

BABS short for PIG.

How sweet my husband is, right? Folding his face ten times would be satisfying.

"You can see I'm not done yet, right?" I rolled my eyes at him.

"Let's clear things up, Kath," he faced me.

"I don't like what you did at school earlier. I was embarrassed in front of Julia," here we go again. Ugh.

I put down the plate before speaking, "Look, Daniel. I already apologized, right? I'm paying for my mistake by washing the dishes. What else do you want me to do? Kneel in front of you? Screw you," it's irritating to repeat.

"You're just too meddling! Remember, we're only married on paper. We don't have any emotional attachment!"

"I know. Don't worry; it won't happen again. Besides, if you want to flirt, do it in secret. Someone might see you and tell Dad!"

"Tell Dad!" he said sarcastically, "Maybe you're just jealous," he grinned.

"Screw you, jealous your face!" I raised an eyebrow, "I thought only your car tires were thick. Your face is too!" I put down the plate and went to the living room.

"Hahahahah! Good thing we're understanding each other!" Screw you. Such nerve.

Damn it, Dre. This Daniel is really getting on my nerves.

Argh. It's annoying, damn his face.

Maybe when God distributed thick-faced traits, he caught them all! Greedy. Didn't share.

His cellphone suddenly rang.

"Hello... oh, Julia?... No, I'm not busy..." the jerk left the house. As if I would listen to their conversation.

Julia Julia. Psh! You and your Julia can go together.

I'll just watch.

I keep changing TV channels.

Argh! It's boring! Nothing to watch. I suddenly looked at the wall clock on the wall.

Of course, Kath. It's a wall clock, it's obviously on the wall. Are you dumb?!

I'm so stressed that I'm arguing with myself, hahaha.

It's 07:30.

Princess and I time.

I switched the TV to channel 2.

"Why is the lead actress in Princess and I so pretty?" I talk to myself, "We're both pretty with bangs. Hahaha, Mikay is really beautiful."

Oh no, it's over already. Annoying.

I was still enjoying watching Mikay's bangs. Hahaha.

I was about to change the channel again, but the arrogant one suddenly grabbed the TV remote.

"Hey, what's up? I'm watching!" I immediately grabbed the remote and changed the channel to SpongeBob.

"Hahah. Spongebob is so cute!"

"Psh. What's cute about that? Give me the remote," he grabbed the remote again and changed it, "Watch Batman instead. That's cool," he laughed.

"What's cool about that? Among all the superheroes, Batman is the weakest!" he stopped laughing and looked at me.

"And why is that?"

Hahaha, he's angry. He loves that Batman guy. His room is full of Batman stuff and collectibles.

"Because among all the superheroes, he's the only one who doesn't fly. Weak, right? Hahaha," I teased him.

"Feeling like Spongebob, aren't you dumb?" What?

"And why did you say that?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Of course. Where else can you find a sponge that cooks? Dumb, right? Hahaha," he laughed loudly.

"Argh. You're so annoying, arrogant one!" I just pulled my hair, "And that Batman of yours is dumb too!" I retaliated.

"And why is he dumb, huh?!"

"Just look at how he wears his underpants. The pants come before the underwear! Bwahahahah," I laughed out loud.

Hahaha. You think you're the only one good at annoying.

In your face, Daniel. Take that, bwahahaha.

"I don't know about you. You're ugly!" he hit me with a pillow.

"Ouch, Daniel, it hurts. Hey!" he kept hitting me with the monkey pillow.

"Fine, you want it like this!" I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife.

"I'm going to kill you!"

I stabbed him several times with the knife. Bwahahaha.

There, he's dead. I don't have an arrogant husband anymore.

Yeah. I'm free.

Joke. I didn't stab him. I'm not bad enough to kill this ant. I don't want my hands stained with filth.

"Hey, snap out of it, and what are you laughing about? Are you crazy?!" he hit me again with the monkey pillow.

"I don't know about you!" I pulled his ear.

"Ouch! You're really a pig!"

I was about to run into the room. But someone suddenly called our names with a loud voice.

"KATH, DANIEL, WHAT ARE YOU BOTH DOING!!!!!" Damn it again.