" I'm not asking for your opinion, I'm only asking you to take my credits card and spend a maximum of $10 and minimum of $0." Irene mumbles with her brow arched to the other side.

Myer took the card from her and flinched it to the other side. He stretched himself and yawned so loud with his mouth widely apart.

"Ouch, I need a massage. My muscles seem to be in pain."

"If you need a massage..." Irene attempts to talk but was Curt off.

" You may take your leave now, amiable speaker. I need fresh air." Myer mumbles without smiling or changing his face mood.

Irene smashed her hands on the bag she was carrying and decided to leave in peace. " Once I'm back from work, I dare you to repeat such utterance and have your tongue cut off."

"That is a typical example of violence you do not wished for me to be dumb, right?"

Irene realized that if she continues to argue or exchange words with him. She might end up going late for her Interview.

" I rest my case but are you perhaps a lawyer or barrister?" Irene asked with a concerned look.

"No idea, I'm feeling sleepy, lock the door after you leave for work." Myer utter and close his eyes.

A sound of a slamming doors was heard, and he stood up from the bare ground and walks to the bathroom. He took off his clothes and looks into the mirror then Irene voice appeared In his head" cover your pride, it is long and thick." He smiled, touches, and observed his cork who was sleeping so comfortably.

After comfortably having his bath, he dried his body with a tower and look around for clothes that he is going to put in but to his dismayed he realized that he is out of stock. So, an ideal popped in his head and he grinned.

He walks toward Irene wardrobe and start trying some of her trousers probably he did find his suitable size but none of them size him, and he just hissed so loud.

He put on her oversized Polo and joggers, then dragged himself to the mirror side and have his hair brushed.

"Hey you, young dude, where are you heading to?" Susan asked.

"To a boutique or supermarket." He replied her.

"You don't mind if I come along with you, right?" Susan demanded.

Myer nods his affirmatively, and she giggles and said"ten minutes please."

Later on, the two were walking down the street. Myer, suggests that they board a taxi, but Susan declined and demand that they walk, that the place there are going to actually is not far.

"Wow, look at this young couples they are perfect, the gentleman is so cute and the girl is ugly. What a bad sight." One of the passer by says to her colleagues and Susan fold her fist in fury. She ain't going to let that go, but Myer turns to look at her, and she smile and uses her fold fist in hitting her head so gently.

"You heard that? They really think that we are dating." Susan utters.

" Not a new thing by the way, but you actually know that we are not dating." Myer muttered out to her in a calm and composed manner.

"You speak so calmly, that is what I like about you." Susan says to him.

"Are you a buzzer?" Myer questioned.

"Pardon?" Susan demanded with her eyes protruded.

" I mean to say if you're actually a buzzer or fly because you keep buzzing and singing while walking." Myer said and increased his walking pace while Susan stands motionless with her mouth agape. Myers stopped at few distance from her and find out that she is still standing, and her mouth was opened.

He walks slowly to her side and stopped at her front and pressed her two lips against each other firmly. Nowadays, if you open your mouth this way, flies and all types of dump rejected from heaven might follow through your mouth and get into your system.

He grabbed her hands so gently and says"lead me to a massage therapist,I think my waist hurt than anything and I developed some black cramps."

"You, you should have just told me from home and I would have given you a quality, durable, and gentle massage." Susan suggested, and Myer feels the texture of her hands" with such hands?" Oh,, please.

They arrive at a massage therapist firm, and they were ushered in. He was given a massage and was charged $50 he paid through a credit card.

But while he was being massage, Susan almost kill the girl massaging him with a killer eyes. Whenever he touches his waist, Susan will give him a deadly stare. Whenever the girl touches any of Myer sensitive part, and he moaned or groaned, she gives her a deadly stare, and she will stick her tongue out.

Let go to an eatery and get some delicious meal.

"Oh yeah, that is my boyfriend." Susan said and screamed out, but Myer whispered to him in a slower voice "I'm not your boyfriend, we are neighbours."

"You are crazy." Susan replied to him, and he just grab her hand and dragged her along with him.

They took pictures and Susan posted some on her status on WhatsApp and Facebook. Irene's view them and feel betrayed. "What is this girl doing beside Myer?" She thought in her mind and heaved a sigh.

The duo got home with Myer so tired and exhausted.

Irene arrived and was at the door, then a debit alert popped up in her message notification.

" What?" She screamed and almost collapsed. She saw passer-by staring at her, and she sets out to compose herself and she pushed open the door knobs and met no one in the living room.

Furthermore, she dashed off to the kitchen and checks the bathroom but no sign of him. Then she pushed open the backdoor and there he is. He is sitting on a massage machine with an headphone on his head, and she almost went crazy. She run off to him in a furious manner, but when she got to him, and he smiled at her.

Every of the anger possessing her heart at that moment vanishes, and she smiles at him back and grabbed him by his collar and said hey" how much did I ask you to spend?"

Myer trembled at her presence stares at her and then burst out in tears.

"Hey, tears will not solve this problem. Do you think I'm Elon Musk only child that you can spend my so hard-earned money so lavishly? You treated a girl lunch with my money."

"Hey, if you had wanted to treat a girl to lunch you should have just seek employment and work your butt out, then when you collect your wages you spend it the way you want."

"I didn't spend your money, so lavishly, I only purchased a massaging machine and buy food for myself and the hungry bird. " Myer replied.

"Now give me the headphones and stands up from there. I also need some massage, my ankles hurt." Irene's mumbles and yawned.

"Shouldn't you have your bath first? " Myer questioned, and she feels so embarrassed.

"Always think before you talk, young man." Irene said to him.

"Sorry if my words hurt you, but I think I'm hungry, to be fast with your bathing and cook."

"You should have cook before my arrival, not now. I'm so tired."

Irene freshens up and then called after Myer telling him to come." I'm tired to cook beside you know stoves is slow, and I have ulcer I might die before the food get done."

Myer and Irene went out and off to a nearby restaurant. They ordered food and water and Myer notifies her that" the place they are is so local I don't think I can eat here without vomiting my intestines."

"Just eat and close the centre of your thinking, just focus on the food alone, then you will find out that this food is the sweetest in the world."

"You can't be serious, are you?" Myers questioned. He just decided to eat the food, but suddenly, he throws up directly inside Irene food.

Irene stares at him and quickly stands on her feet and rushes to him. She patted his back and use water to sprinkle his face then tell him to stand on his feet she then uses one of her hand to support him outside she gives him water to take, and he asks him to spit it out.

Myer acts like a kid and adhere to her instructions. " When we leave here, we will branch at the pharmacy and buy some drugs. "

" Alright."

Irene pay for the food and shove him out.

Chapter 6 Stranger like a known one

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