"Sorry, you said? No way I'm going to let you all in my room. We know you people format, faking to be FBI, you get into someone's house and then Rob one of their little belongings.

"Robin! Robinson!" The criminal is in the other flats dispatch! I repeat dispatch!

"Okay! Roger that!"

"So sorry for the inconvenience." one of them says with a pleading hand.

"Apology accepted" Thank you.

Irene pushes the door open and heaves a sigh, alas! She almost had a heart attack, which would have been her fate if the supposed criminal now turned out to be the gentleman she had helped.

"Where's him?'' she says to herself, glancing round the room but no sign of him. She gives a childish smile, maybe he is in the bathroom hiding, she knocked in the bathroom door but no reply. "If you ain't going to reply, I will just push this door open."

"One!, two! Three! She said and pushed the door knob, but no one was inside. She chuckles, "is someone setting out to play hide and seek with me?huh?"

"Hey! Hey yo!just come out, everything is okay, no need to panic if you know you are not a criminal." She shouted,, but the unknown never showed up.

She decided to use the bathroom and have her bathe, she stripes! Maybe the gentleman ran out through the window, but he can't, he is injured. He is a man, guys are super powerful.

She moves to the bathroom and had her bath, she comes out drying her hair so clean, she stares at herself in the mirror"everything is going to be okay"she says and gives a wink.

She moves nakedly to her closet, opens the door and shit there he is hiding.

"Jesus!" Irene screamed.

"You just saw my nakedness."she cried out.

"No, I didn't see anything."he says and faces her. "What should I do?"

"Close your eyes, cover your face with something."

"With what??"

" With anything you see in that closet, Irene says backing him, have you covered your face? Should I turn?"

" Turn if you'd like to." Irene turned and saw him cover his face with her pants and bra.

"Holy shit!" she screeches

...............

"So why would you want to dress in front of me if you don't have pride or an ego?"

"Of course I do"but I decided to be nice. If I should put it into place, I will have you throw out of my house."

"You are not going to do that"he yelled!

"Get me water." He says in an authoritative tone.

"Do I look like a maid" Irene questioned

"No! You look worse than one. You look like a pig, how come I am in the same room with you?"

"Hey, what's your name? I am your helper. You should say thank you when someone helps you, not insult them."

"Thank who? I will never say that, not to anyone, moreover you being a girl"

"Then, be ready to get out of my house."

"Whose house ?" he asked smiling, "just get out your face made me sick."

" Wonder! "

"What happened to wonder?"

"Wonder shall never end." She replied, "Of course it should never end!"

"I was thinking of letting you stay in my house for a while until you recovered but since you choose to insult me, disrespect me in my house! I'm sending you out"

"No, don't! Don't feel too strong, your hands hurt! Ouch, aren't you a lady? Shouldn't your hands be so soft like a day bread? Huh?"

"Just keep talking, and I send you out,, or you bow and hang your pride."

"Am not proud." He answered, " I'm just being myself."

"Well, that is awful! I saw you, picked you up from the Bare ground injured, brought you to my home, watched over you for three days and nights, aren't you supposed to say thank you?"

"Hell no!"

"If you are not going to say that, then get the hell out of my abode. Irene says screaming, and he just pressed his two hands firmly in his ear looking down at the floor."

When he noticed the screaming was down, he raises his head slowly from the ground and stares at her, then hiss loudly. 'You must be a bat!" He yelled back

"Oh no you are the real bat" Irene reply

"No you are the real one." He says covering his ear

"Okay!you brought me into this house, no television, no telephone, and you want me to say thank you? He'll no"

" Do beggars have a choice too?" Irene says giggling.

"I'm not a beggar, mind you!"

"You are not, sure. She says giving a thumb up,, but you are surely an ingrate."

" Beautiful ladies don't usually use a foreign word on a man"

"So are you saying am ugly? Huh?"

"You said that yourself, you know the answer."

"What is your name, Nigg?"

"Am not a Nigg, but I don't think I have a name."

"AWN! So bad, a big fool like you don't actually have a name."

" Wow! A big fool sounds like you."

"Am actually going to slap someone"

" And that isn't going to be me, okay?"

"Why do you keep talking like a girl?" Irene asked with her brow arched.

"The same reason that makes you act like a guy, or should I just say a boy?"

"I'm hungry, I need omelette, pizza, cupcakes, natural strawberry juice and Hennessy" Mayer mumbles.

"You are not hungry in any way, just tell me you are a professional beggar, nothing more." Irene replied.

"Good analysis, what is your name? Huh? I will have you fired,, and I will surely employ another cook." He said.

" Just tell me you really require some medical attention, I will hire a psychiatrist and perhaps a psychologist for you. Oh, about the price, do not worry. All bill on me."

"Your words wouldn't make me feel less inferior,, but I think and know that; a psychopath recognize her kind come may the situation."

"You." Irene barked.

"My words shouldn't bother you, it Should only brace you up for the ones you've never heard." Myer replied her. " Now out of my presence or me ..." Irene didn't allow him to finish his statement as he gave him kicked on his scrotum.

"You!"he screamed in pains with his two hands supporting the balls.

"Do you enjoy the sensational pain burning within you now. Next time you ordered me around in my whole house, I will have your face mashed down. You are dealing and living with a psycho, probably you don't know that." Irene says and smirked her face and fold her knuckles into fist.

Myer writhes in pains and groaned" ouch it hurt, it really hurt. Mother! Father. Someone beats me so hard."

He removes his hands from his underneath and checked it then said" She has broken my ball, ha ha, she breaks my ball."

Irene slammed the door and squat on the floor with her back leaning against the door. "This man is so rude, maybe he is from a rich and influential family. I hope someone also finds my brother and treat him well. Myer I prayed you are all right and okay. I will not forgive myself if I find out that you join some bad gang and ended up in prison."

Irene says while sobbing with her hands drawn closer to her lower jaw.

Myer writhes in pain and managed to drag himself closer to the wall and lean against it. His eyes were full of tears and he wiped it off with his elbow.

"I'm going to revenge back, I'm not going to take this lightly with her or let it slide in any way."

He stands on his feet and almost staggered, but he gains his postured he walks to the door, stopped and breath in some air then he open it with such a great force that Irene fell down with her head hitting the hard floor.

Irene screamed and Myer was surprised and couldn't help than to burst out into uncontrollable laughter.

Chapter 2 Proud and arrogant (crazy couples)

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