The Space Spoon
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Chapter 20 Up for Promotion img
Chapter 21 The Second in Command img
Chapter 22 Jackeye img
Chapter 23 A Ship with Personality img
Chapter 24 The Ferali img
Chapter 25 The Space Spoon img
Chapter 26 A Day with the Girls img
Chapter 27 The Market Hub img
Chapter 28 A Past Mission img
Chapter 29 Runaway Valerian img
Chapter 30 Mysterious Benefactor img
Chapter 31 Yacleemb img
Chapter 32 The Spreahs img
Chapter 33 Swimming Octopus img
Chapter 34 Hear the Screams img
Chapter 35 Forbidden Modifications img
Chapter 36 Jackeye's World img
Chapter 37 The World's Algorithm img
Chapter 38 Blooming Friendship img
Chapter 39 Testing Trouble img
Chapter 40 The Deity's Follower img
Chapter 41 Rylus' Story img
Chapter 42 Reenactment img
Chapter 43 Sleeping Beauty img
Chapter 44 The Transcendents img
Chapter 45 Blocked Memories img
Chapter 46 Little Shayla img
Chapter 47 A Jerk Knows Best img
Chapter 48 Matters of the Heart img
Chapter 49 Dragonkin img
Chapter 50 A Spark in the Universe img
Chapter 51 OMG img
Chapter 52 Shoe Science img
Chapter 53 The Battle of the Limbs img
Chapter 54 Humping the Truth img
Chapter 55 Tejeda's Antics img
Chapter 56 4 on Larva 5 img
Chapter 57 Nights Aren't for Sleeping img
Chapter 58 Chieftain Boppa img
Chapter 59 Four Sevenths img
Chapter 60 On a Sand Ship img
Chapter 61 Energy Low img
Chapter 62 X Marks the Spot img
Chapter 63 Swallowed img
Chapter 64 Eat Me! img
Chapter 65 Cry for the Villain img
Chapter 66 Keeping a Promise img
Chapter 67 Hunting Bananas img
Chapter 68 Nested If Statements img
Chapter 69 Missing Wife img
Chapter 70 No One's Left Behind img
Chapter 71 Resilient Spirit img
Chapter 72 Real Illusions img
Chapter 73 Bondage img
Chapter 74 Winds in Space img
Chapter 75 Deceitful Robot img
Chapter 76 Follow the Voice img
Chapter 77 You May Kill the Groom img
Chapter 78 Kicking the Crown img
Chapter 79 You Might Be Me img
Chapter 80 On Vacation img
Chapter 81 Glass Cage img
Chapter 82 Gamble with the Ocean img
Chapter 83 Fish in a Tank img
Chapter 84 Airarium for the Princess img
Chapter 85 The High Chancellor img
Chapter 86 Mighty Savior img
Chapter 87 Thirst for Blood img
Chapter 88 Second Thoughts img
Chapter 89 Hunting the Hunter img
Chapter 90 Defined as a Robot img
Chapter 91 Watching His Back img
Chapter 92 Going Alone img
Chapter 93 The Lava Fields img
Chapter 94 Face to Face img
Chapter 95 Make Fun of My Pain img
Chapter 96 His Blade img
Chapter 97 Sunsetrise Part 1 img
Chapter 98 Sunsetrise Part 2 img
Chapter 99 Sunsetrise Part 3 img
Chapter 100 Sunsetrise Part 4 img
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Chapter 3 Tejeda Hajar

Tejeda was heading towards somewhere, and by saying 'somewhere', that is the most accurate way to put it. Simply strolling through an unknown ship with an unknown name. Unknown faces passed by him, most of them not even noticing his current persona.

"Hey, Karl, weren't you supposed to be on duty today?"

The voice came from a short olive-skinned man with small, apricot-shaped eyes who stopped right in front of him. Paying more attention to this man, Tejeda realized that he wasn't so short; Tejeda was too tall. Oh, right, he was Karl now!

The Nubilae giggled with a sheepish smile on his face. That face had such an easy way to make a fool's appearance, and those muscles looked like they were accustomed to make him look like that.

"I," he coughed softly, trying to alter his voice and tonality. Tejeda wasn't used to that low pitch. "It seems like that spoon hit me harder than I thought."

The unknown human's eyebrows furrowed as perfect cylinders. "Spoon? What is that?"

Tejeda shrugged. "Nevermind. Just point me in the right direction. I can't seem to remember where I was supposed to work today."

"You have clearly hit your head! Go up the corridor, and the last door on the right is Shayla's office. She gives the duties, and you are late. I don't want to be in your shoes now."

"You would stump and fall anyway. Besides, I can't possibly be late. The speed of time is a second per second."

Tejeda left the baffled man behind and went straight to Shayla's office. He stopped for a second before entering, arranging his ragged outfit. Was Shayla fond of muscle men, or should he change this body? That thought crossed his mind without any notice. He shook his head as if to toss away that idea.

After he entered the second in command's office, Tejeda went for an official salute. His body froze in the middle of the movement upon realizing that he didn't know what salute to use. There were no clear indications of what faction this vessel belonged to, no badges on people's chests. Most likely, these were hooligans or a rogue crew and, therefore, no salute was necessary. He remained slightly bent, with his right hand awkwardly half-raised in a dumb pose.

Shayla didn't see his gawky stare and posture as she didn't look at him at all. Instead, she greeted him with words thrown at him with harshness. "You are late. I put you on the exterior repair crew. If you die, there won't be any losses, and we are overcrowded anyway."

Tejeda nodded. He was able to get important information from what she stated. That was the reason they put people to fight when new recruits came in. As it turned out, Karl was on the bottom of the list of needed crewmen. He should work his way up the ranks if he wanted to avoid fighting or dying in the near future.

The perfect opportunity for him emerged sooner than he thought. A pair of bickering men in white suits barged into Shayla's office.

"I told you already. There is nothing wrong with it, biologically speaking. I have taken tissue samples, and there is nothing close enough to explain the problem."

The other man pouted and raised a hand. With a swipe-down movement, he opened a transparent screen in the middle of the room. A message appeared in red letters at the top left corner of the screen. "Welcome, Harland King, doctor in chemistry, the leader of the synthetic team. Species: Human. Security level threat: 0/10."

Harland opened data streams whizzing at light speed on the screen, mainly statistics and tables. "Shayla, please come and take a look. You haven't replied to any of our messages, and we are in dire need of you to decide if we throw all our carrots."

"What are the side effects of a non-carrot diet?" Shayla asked, rising from her chair and paying no attention to Tejeda.

"Well, the substances we take from them keep blood sugar levels under control, strengthen bones and improve eyesight."

Shayla nodded, crossing her arms over her chest. "We can make do without carrots for a while. Can't you find the source of this disease and cure the carrots we have?"

The two men shook their heads as their helplessness could clearly be seen in their eyes. "We tried everything. Testing various methods has been done in order to determine if something can delay the rotting process. Nothing worked."

When Harland King finished talking, he saw Tejeda looking at his screen over his shoulder. The blonde muscle man laughed. "I think I have an idea."

The Nubilae pushed the scientist aside and started working on the transparent screen in the middle of the room. Various data and formulas appeared as he continued typing. Shayla whispered into Harland's ear. "Do you know what he is doing?"

The man shook his head vigorously. "I have no idea."

Suddenly, Tejeda stopped and turned around to face the audience. "I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?"

Shayla smiled in amusement. "I will indulge you. Give me the good one."

"I have found a way to cure all the carrot stocks in the cargo bay and the hydroponics."

"Wonderful! I could applaud now if it weren't for the bad news."

Tejeda was lost there for a moment because of her smile. He recovered quickly and continued. "The bad part is that the carrots must be in a thermodynamic equilibrium on a descending vector from the orbit of a blue star."

Harland King burst into laughter. "This is the craziest idea I have heard in my entire life. And I work with people having underdeveloped brains. Yours is simply overflowing with muscles."

The doctor in chemistry touched the screen and swiped up, making it disappear. Tejeda wanted to stop him but wasn't fast enough. The Nubilae smiled. "Ha, I can do it too. I saw you doing it once before."

When Tejeda raised his hand and swiped down, the screen reappeared. This time the message in the top left corner was a bit different. "Welcome, Tejeda Hajar, Major in the Interplanetary Police, undercover expert for the Supervising Unit. Species: Nubilae. Security level threat: 10/10."

Tejeda whistled, the right corner of his bottom lip curled in an idiot stance. "Oops, I did it again!"

            
            

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