"Why would she say this? Are you planning on having sex? Was it that fucker with the curly hair?"
"What? Who? No, it's just a dumb card. I don't want to have sex." She shakes her head and then tries again. "No, I want to have sex. I just...haven't. Jesus, I haven't even had a stupid kiss. It's a joke!"
"You kissed someone the day I met you. You don