going to get you a subscription to Guns & Ammo." I reach out and pull her ponytail, and she glances over at me.
"Major already gets that. Lame."
"So I'm guessing a knife might not be a solid gift either."
"Come on, Eli." She licks her lips and hesitates. "What do you get for women? I mean, like, what would you get a girlfriend?"
"Don't know. Ne