South City University, Computer Department, Dormitory 303.
"Old Chen, your goddess went to the canteen. Why are you still lying down?" The tall Zhao Lv walked in wearing a ball uniform and said to the slim man lying on the bed.
Chen Bu opened his eyes, looked at him, and then made a retching sound from his mouth.
"Holy shit, Old Chen, what's wrong with you? Pregnant? Is it Fourth Brother's? I told you that this dog is not a human being, hiding in the dormitory to watch pornographic movies every day, and he's having a beastly time while I'm not here?" Zhao Lv said with a grin as he threw the basketball under the bed.
The white-faced man sitting in front of the computer had black eyes and threw the toilet paper in his hand into the trash can, "Big Brother, don't be ridiculous. I'm a decent man, only interested in women."
Chen Bu let out a bitter laugh and rolled off the bed.
He was disgusted by himself.
To be precise, he was disgusted by the former owner of this body.
He came to the water room, rubbed his face with a handful of cool water, straightened his hair against the mirror covered with water droplets, and a smile bloomed on his face.
"It's better to be alive than anything else." Chen Bu looked at himself in the mirror. The body is a little too thin -- one meter eight height, only one hundred and two weight. He's not bad looking, just stuck with a pair of five hundred degree glasses. But these are small things. With his strength, restoring his eyesight is not a problem.
Leaving these aside, the man in the mirror is actually quite handsome, worthy of the word "handsome".
"I'm the King of Medicine, I've earned my Dao through the art of medicine, and I've entered the Furnace Fire Realm. Am I so easy to kill?" Chen Bu murmured, after three seconds, and then jumped and cursed, "Fuck you, Emperor Song Qing. I can not cure your disease, so you sent a dozen of the Furnace Fire Realm experts to hunt me down? You deserved your early baldness!"
Gathering his emotions, he began to organize the information left in his mind again.
"The owner of this body is called Chen Bu, twenty years old, just sophomore, is a rural person. This world, and my original world of life is similar. The world's technology is more advanced, but there are not many ancient martial arts masters. My original world also has cars, electric lights, but they are all for the royal family. This world, on the other hand, seems to be a bit more beautiful..."
After a while, he began to spit on himself again.
"The old Chen Bu, too disgusting, he was just a damned simp! He wanted to enter the Student Council, so he became Vice President of the Student Council's simp every day; for love, he became the goddess's simp; for credits, he became the teacher's simp... What the hell, this boy is a simp?"
He shook his head and turned around to go back to the dormitory. He used his memory to scour the "legacy" left by the previous owner of this body.
In his wallet, apart from a picture of the goddess, there was only about three hundred yuan. This is the money to buy lipstick for his goddess on Valentine's Day.
At the same time, there is a small box on the table, and surprisingly, it is locked.
The memory in his head was lacking. About this box, Chen Bu could not remember any. Since he didn't find the key, he then got a hammer. He used the hammer to smash this box open directly.
The other two people in the dormitory were astonished to see this.
"Shit, Old Chen, you crazy? This box is very precious to you!" Zhao Lv lit a cigarette and said.
"Give me one." Chen Bu waved his hand.
"You don't know how to smoke, so it's a waste to give it to you."
"Don't be inked."
Zhao Lv is the Big Brother of the dormitory. He usually took care of others, and he was not stingy, so he immediately threw one to Chen Bu.
Light the cigarette, Chen Bu took a hard puff and exhaled slowly.
In his last life, he was an old smoker. As a the Furnace Fire Realm practitioner, he didn't have to worry about dying from lung cancer.
"Hmm?" Zhao Lv looked at Chen Bu with strange. When did this man learn to smoke? Look at his posture, he's quite skillful.
After opening the box, a sour smell came out. Chen Bu almost vomited again.
"Old Chen, what the hell is this?"
The white-faced, black-eyed man came over and looked at it, and his face turned black.
"Old Chen, if I remember correctly, this should be the apple that Zhao Yuhan sent last time, right? You haven't eaten yours. And you've been keeping it? It's all fucking moldy and smelly!"
The corners of Chen Bu's mouth twitched slightly.
Zhao Yuhan, is Chen Bu's goddess.
"Simp, so damn lickable..." Chen Bu shook his head and hurriedly closed the box and threw it into the trash with his hands.
Zhao Lv and white-faced Fourth Brother looked at each other and both saw amazement in each other's eyes.
In their minds, they both had the same thought.
Old Chen is crazy?
In the past, when people were slightly close to this box, he would be very angry, but now he even threw this box directly?
"Old Chen, are you irritated?" Zhao Lv said with some concern.
"No." Chen Bu said while thinking: how to spend this more than three hundred yuan. Then he realized that he couldn't do anything with this money, and he had problems even paying for his food this month.
He was living on 1,500 a month. One thousand have to be spent on others: buying gifts for the goddess, buying cigarettes for the Vice President of the Student Council. He couldn't even get enough food for himself, and Chen Bu didn't know what the original owner was thinking.
Chen Bu felt the original owner of this body was humble to the bone. His life was a waste of air.
"First, I want to buy some herbs, finding a way to cure myopia. Then, I have to get some money. After all, without money, you can not cultivate. People always say that only rich people could practise martial arts. This is not a joke..." Chen Bu muttered in his heart.
At this time, his phone on the table suddenly rang.
Looking at the caller ID, he frowned.
The three words "Vice President" simply stung.
"Damn, it's Wang Junlong again. Old Chen, listen to me, don't pay attention to him. He is just an Vice President of our department. But he thinks he is the king of heaven." Zhao Lv immediately said, "If he dares to trouble you, you can tell me. I will make this grandson pay!"
"Okay." Chen Bu nodded and casually picked up the phone.
"Hey, you just don't listen to my advice... Huh?" Zhao Lv suddenly froze.
Why is he reacting differently than before?
When he picked up the phone, Wang Junlong's voice came from the other side of the phone.
"King bomb! One more card left..." He was playing cards, "Ahem, Chen Bu, you want to join the Student Council, right? I have talked to the President, now it's just a matter of review. BTW, why don't you bring a carton of cigarettes over. Yuxi is just fine."
Chen Bu gave a cold laugh.
He was feeling stifled. Someone just sent himself to the door.
"Go and smoke your father, lighting him all to save cremation." He finished and hung up the phone decisively. Because he was afraid that he was not eloquent enough to scold the opposite side.
But the feeling of cursing and venting is really good.
He hung up the phone and looked at Fourth Brother and Zhao Lv with two confused faces. Chen Bu blinked, "What? You guys haven't seen the male god?"
Zhao Lv stretched out his blackened hand towards Chen Bu's forehead and probed.
"Get lost! Look at your black hands. Go wash your hands." Chen Bu had a disgusted face.
"Old Chen, are you out of your mind?"
Although, Zhao Lv had always wanted to see Chen Bu rise up and not be that disgusting simp, but Chen Bu suddenly differed so much that he just didn't fit in.
"I guess there must be a ghost..." Fourth Brother sighed and said, "There is a sorceress in my hometown. Shall I notice her?"
"Fuck off." Chen Bu waved his hand, looked at Fourth Brother and said, "You'd better watch less films. To be honest, looking at your face, you have a serious kidney deficiency."
Fourth Brother didn't care, "Since when do you know how to read faces?"
Chen Bu laughed but did not say anything.
Reading faces? Look, listen, question and feel the pulse -- this is called the four ways of diagnosis!
It's a pity that I have no cultivation now, otherwise, I could judge the physical condition of the other party directly through "Qi Reading".
Although Chen Bu had no money now. He couldn't buy herbs to quench his body, but it was still not a problem to improve his physique through the Qi Conduction Technique. After all, the road needed to be taken step by step, and the meal needed to be eaten one mouthful at a time.
When Chen Bu finished smoking, he just put it out in the ashtray. He heard a "bang"; the dormitory door was kicked open.
"Fuck, Chen Bu, are you counting death? Didn't you know who called you just now? How dared you scold me?"
Wang Junlong's dormitory was also on the third floor, so it didn't take long for him to come over, and behind him, there were about ten people standing.
"To beat me up, you have to call so many people..." Chen Bu looked at Wang Junlong in puzzlement, "Are you so damned weak?"
Wang Junlong's brain buzzed as if he had been struck by lightning.
"You... What did you say?"
He had rushed into this dormitory in an aggressive manner. He subconsciously thought that Chen Bu must not have seen who made the call.
But now he is already standing in front of the other side, Chen Bu this robbery still sounded extra harsh.
He rubbed his eyes and subconsciously took a step back.
This person is really Chen Bu?
Or is this his twin brother?
"Crap... Old Chen is standing up!" Fourth Brother looked at Chen Bu and dully chanted.
Zhao Lv didn't say anything. He casually pulled out a baseball bat from under the bed. His large body stood behind Chen Bu, as if he was a summoned beast.
Wang Junlong's face darkened then, coughed violently and said, "Old Zhao, this is between Chen Bu and me. It has nothing to do with your basketball team."
Zhao Lv laughed coldly and put one hand on Chen Bu's shoulder.
"You came to my dormitory and tried to beat my brother. Yet you tell me it's okay? Wang Junlong, how did you get into South City University with that IQ?"
Wang Junlong was not happy when he heard this. His mouth nudged and sneered, "You might as well ask Chen Bu about how did he get into South City University with this IQ."
"What else can it be because of. I made a mistake on my college entrance exam. I got a few questions wrong and I could barely get into South City University," Chen Bu sighed as he spoke, with a look of regret.
The crowd, "..."
Even Zhao Lv felt Chen Bu's shameless.
Zhao Lv wondered if he should consider taking the enemy's side.
A "Bang" sound.
A beer bottle flew over from behind Wang Junlong.
A red-faced man yelled in a thick voice, "Damn, Chen Bu, I've put up with you for a long time, but don't look in the mirror and see what you are. Kneel down and apologize to President Wang, or else..."
"Otherwise, you can suck away my hemorrhoids?" Chen Bu looked at the glass scraps under his feet, coldly grunted. His gaze then suddenly turned cold, his words still full of ridicule.
"Crap! Liu Bing, do you dare to fight with me? You're on our turf now. Do you really think you're somebody?" Zhao Lv spoke when he had rolled up his sleeves, "What era are you living in? You still have the whole kneeling and kowtowing set. What, you came to our dormitory to practice kowtowing to your father's grave?"
The man called Liu Bing's mind collapsed. He held his tongue for very long before he was surprised to find that he couldn't curse these two back.
Facing Chen Bu, he could be high and mighty. After all, Chen Bu in their minds were always a puddle of mud. He was such a sucker to their asses. But facing the tall basketball team captain Zhao Lv, he really could not get up. After all, Zhao Lv was tall and he's so skinny. He was certainly no match for him.
The Fourth Brother, whose body is even thinner than Chen Bu's, and whose legs are trembling when standing up straight, did not wimp out at this time. He stood up with a chair, staring at his eyes like a handsome toad.
The original aggressive Wang Junlong, suddenly sensed that something was wrong, he subconsciously turned his face and looked behind him. He secretly said it was not good. It was obvious that there were more people on their side, but by Chen Bu, Zhao Lv's output, they were instead overwhelmed by Chen Bu and the others in terms of momentum.
In the time of conflict, the momentum was very important. Wang Junlong was very clear about it.
He gritted his teeth and knew that he could not hesitate any longer, otherwise he would not be able to fight today.
If he just let go of this matter, then he will lose face.
Who did Chen Bu thought he was? Chen Bu was just a pug by his side. Everyone knew it! Now he was humiliated by a pug in public. He was really unbearable!
"Chen Bu, you made your own death wish!" As he spoke, Wang Junlong had already rushed towards Chen Bu.
Zhao Lv's muscles instantly tensed up, and the baseball bat in his hand was already raised.
But what he didn't expect was that he hadn't done it yet, but Chen Bu rushed over with an arrow step.
"The body is weak and has no vital energy in it, but it's not a problem to deal with a little kid, right?" Chen Bu chanted in his heart.
Seeing the fist that Wang Junlong waved over, he raised his hand to catch it. But then he felt his arm sink, and then his face darkened.
"What a crappy body, so flabby... If it was in my previous world, I'm afraid I would have been killed by a five year old, right?"
Luckily, he was swift. Stepping on a lotus footstep, his body probed forward a distance. Just in time, he avoided Wang Junlong's other arm, while his body was close to the other side.
Chen Bu's other hand is secretly holding a broken straight curved pin. A flash of silver light, the curved pin just stabbed into the armpit of Wang Junlong three inches.
"Bingo!" The familiar sensation brought an odd smile to Chen Bu's face and a cold glint in his gaze.
And Wang Junlong didn't even feel the pain, and before he could regain his senses, Chen Bu slammed another punch on his stomach.
"I stabbed you in the Cuiyuan Acupoint. But there's a little more boost for you. I'll send you a diarrhea!" A loud roar shouted out from Chen Bu's mouth. This punch actually smashed Wang Junlong directly a short distance away.
Humiliation, anger and a series of other emotions rushed to his heart, Wang Junlong's whole body was dumb.
He had been...
Beaten down by Chen Bu, the pug?
He didn't turn around to look, but he had faintly heard two laughter that someone didn't hold back.
"Damn it... I'll kill you!" He turned red and just wanted to get up, but he suddenly felt his abdomen droop and grunt, as if something had fallen down, followed by a familiar sensation that came over him, as if he had realized something, and his gaze was written with panic.
Wang Junlong subconsciously used his own hands to cling to his trouser legs. Everyone only heard a "poof" sound, like a rustling sound from the faucet after the water stopped...
"Crap... Crap?" The crowd first froze for a moment, then a few people closest to Wang Junlong hurried back a few steps, subconsciously pinching their noses. A foul smell quickly spread.
"It stinks..."
There are still people behind who are not sure, "What's the situation? Who moved the toilet in?"
"Damn, the surname Wang, you pooped?" Zhao Lv's face turned black. This is his own fucking dormitory!
But when he thought of what happened before, he was a bit incredulous. His looking at Chen Bu all written with astonishment.
Is this still his flabby roommate?
The fact that he dared to curse and make a mouthful of words had already refreshed his perception of Chen Bu.
Subsequently, he dared to make a move on Wang Junlong and flipped the other party over.
These are nothing.
The most terrifying thing is...
Chen Bu actually beat the shit out of Wang Junlong directly?
You fucking sing with me chatty?
And at this time, Wang Junlong's eyes were lost in thought, colorless, as if someone had instantly taken away his soul. He just slowly lowered his head and looked, dazed and lost in thought.
"Wang... . President Wang?" Shouted Liu Bing tentatively.
And he did not get a response.
About ten seconds passed before Wang Junlong jumped up violently from the ground.
"Ah!"
A harsh scream came out of his mouth, and then he couldn't care about anything, and rushed out of the crowd with his pants.
At this moment, his really wanted to die.
In Wang Junlong's running path, something seemed to be left behind, little by little...
"Damn it, Wang Junlong! Get the fuck back here! This is my fucking dormitory! Can I still live here?!" Zhao Lv let out a wail of pain from his mouth.
It seems that today, he was responsible for cleaning the dormitory?
The rest of the people, seeing that Wang Junlong had run away, didn't dare to stay on despite the amazing amount of information they hadn't digested, and hurriedly fished out.
Within a short time, there was one more anonymous post on the school's intranet forum.
"Shock! The Vice President of the Student Council of Computer Department, Wang Junlong, was actually beaten the shit out!"
In the post, a few photos were also posted.
In the Dormitory 303, Fourth Brother rubbed the bridge of his nose. His hands continued to tap rapidly on the keyboard, and in his gaze, a fine mane bloomed.
"Hmph, someone wanted to delete my post. Did I learned computer for nothing? I have a T of resources on my computer that I found by vpn! You were all no match for me!"
Chen Bu looked at Fourth Brother's back and felt that at this moment, Fourth Brother seemed to be possessed by a sword fairy, with a strong spirit and a strong spirit, swallowing mountains and rivers...
At the same time, Chen Bu fell into a deep thought again.
"Then the question arises, whether it is to buy medicinal herbs or to first improve my own cultivation as well as physical quality? They all need to spend money. How to make money?
"How about finding a few people to poison first, and then made them begging me with money to cure them?" Chen Bu suddenly thought evilly.
At this time, Zhao Lv suddenly dropped the mop in his hand and rushed to Chen Bu, with eyes as wide as copper bells.
"Tell me! Who the hell are you!"
Zhao Lv's words startled Chen Bu.
I was exposed? This was his first reaction.
"Damn, you're definitely not Old Chen. Old Chen is not as slutty as you! Are you really not possessed by a ghost?"
Fourth Brother also hurried over and nodded his head vigorously, indicating that his opinion was the same as Zhao Lv's.
"Why don't I just contact the sorceress back home?"
"Do you have a phone number?"
"My mom does; I'll contact my mom first."
Chen Bu, "..."
Looking at these two people singing one after another, Chen Bu looked impatient.
"Get lost, you guys are the ones who are under the spell." As he spoke, he was also thinking, maybe he was really too different from the old Chen Bu? Although he got a part of the memory, but after all, it is a change of soul. Besides, he is not willing to maintain that simp persona.
After thinking for a moment, Chen Bu said forcefully, "I just feel that my old self was too tired of living, too selfless. I am a man, a man to maintain his dignity, absolutely not be a simp!"
"Pop" sound.
Zhao Lv slapped his hand, excited, "Yes! Old Chen, I wanted to say this to you before, but I was afraid you wouldn't like it. It's great that you finally figured it out now!"
"Old Chen, you're on your feet now!" Fourth Brother jumped for joy.
"Isn't it just one Zhao Yuhan? I'll introduce you to a better one later!" Zhao Lv heatedly laughed, "Your sister-in-law has a cute girl roommate, later I call them out together with dinner!"
When he was a freshman, Zhao Lv got a girlfriend. He was the first man in the dormitory to end his singleness. It was heard that a long-legged girl brought him water every day when he was playing basketball, and the two of them hooked up, and from then on they were in love...
Chen Bu heard this, and waved his hand, "Forget it."
The main thing is that he has too many things to do in front of him. Whether it is to make money to buy medicinal materials or to improve cultivation, it is a matter of urgency. How could he have any time to talk about love?
"I heard that the girl's family runs a company, and they're quite rich. She has 40,000 to 50,000 a month just for living expenses," Zhao Lv said.
"Help me up!" Chen Bu looked at Zhao Lv, "Give me her WeChat."
Zhao Lv and Fourth Brother have raised their middle fingers to Chen Bu.
...
Wang Junlong's dormitory, the door is closed, only Wang Junlong shrink in the corner alone, although he has changed a pair of pants, but he still feels that he is emitting a strong stench.
When he thought of what had happened before, and the postings on the Internet, and the photos of the first line of the scene, he was so ashamed that he wanted to run his head over and die.
"It's over, it's over..." He murmured in a low voice with his eyes lost in thought, as if the sky had collapsed.
For an older boy of this age, having the shit beaten out of him in public was simply more painful than being punched to death.
Outside the dormitory, there were still a number of people standing, who were comforting Wang Junlong inside.
"President Wang, don't think twice about it!" Liu Bing patted the dormitory door and said.
"Yes, President Wang, don't worry, we won't let that Chen have a good time!"
"That's right, President Wang, we'll kill him when we get back!"
A group of people are aggressive at this time, but before in Chen Bu dormitory, they did not do anything.
But these consoling voices fell in Wang Junlong's ears, like a needle that pierced into his heart.
This is a constant reminder of himself... He's shit out?
Get lost!
Just when Wang Junlong was about to get mad, someone suddenly shouted outside the door.
"Zhao Yuhan is here!"
"Damn! It's really Goddess Yuhan!"
"Yuhan, are you here to see President Wang too?"
Wearing a long ink-colored dress, Zhao Yuhan has a delicate figure, her face is slightly powdered, a pair of peach blossom eyes, a height of one meter six and a half, with a pair of crystal-faced high heels, she is indeed a dazzling presence in the crowd.
If her looks were average, the former Chen Bu would not have been willing to be an excellent simp.
"How is President Wang?" Zhao Yuhan asked.
"Alas, he's still inside and won't open the door." Liu Bing whispered. When he spoke, he didn't dare to look directly at the other party's gaze.
Zhao Yuhan sighed and said in a tone of hatred, "I really didn't expect this Chen Bu to be such a person. He insulted President Wang so much, too much, vulgar! It's so bad that it ruins the image of our South City University students!"
Liu Bing whispered, "Ahem, Yuhan, actually I think President Wang was irritated and probably his self-esteem was hurt."
Liu Bing whispered, "Ahem, Yuhan, I actually think that President Wang was irritated and probably had his pride hurt."
"Hmm." Zhao Yuhan nodded gently, but in her heart, she rolled her eyes wildly. Who in their right mind can't tell?
Liu Bing continued, "If we want President Wang to regain his glow, we must let Chen Bu kowtow and apologize in front of the whole school, or at least in front of a large audience, only then can the humiliation in President Wang's heart be eliminated."
When Wang Junlong inside heard this, he immediately came to the spirit.
If he could get Chen Bu to kowtow to himself in public... That would be very nice indeed!
"Will he be willing?" Someone whispered.
Another person said, "Isn't Yuhan and Chen Bu quite familiar? We can talk about it..."
"What did you say?" Hearing these words, Zhao Yuhan, as if she was stimulated by something, turned her face and stared at the boy who spoke with a deadly coldness in her gaze.
The student who was stared at by Zhao Yuhan was startled and hurriedly lowered his head, and his body took a few steps backward.
"What is Chen Bu, since when is he on good terms with me? He's just a simp, harassing me every day, but I don't care about him." Zhao Yuhan said unhappily.
"That's right! To Yuhan, Chen Bu is just a pug!"
Zhao Yuhan looked a little more relaxed and said, "But you guys are right. This matter really can't just be forgotten. Let's go find him now and make him kneel down and apologize to President Wang!"
"Will he really agree?"
"Hmph, he dares not to agree to my request?" Zhao Yuhan was a little smug. Chen Bu's heart and attitude towards her made her confident.
For someone like Chen Bu, even if she asked him to jump off a building, she's afraid he wouldn't dare to refuse, right?
A group of people followed behind Zhao Yuhan and walked towards Dormitory 303.
When they arrived at the door of the dormitory, Zhao Yuhan gently pinched her nose and frowned, as if there was still a residual stench, but in fact it was all the smell of eighty-four disinfectant.
Knocking on the door, Zhao Lv saw Zhao Yuhan and his face sank.
"What are you doing here?"
"Let Chen Bu come out, I have something to say to him." Zhao Yuhan's head tilted, and her voice was high and cold, as if she wanted to continue to maintain her ice beauty persona.
Zhao Lv was a little impatient, but at this time, Zhao Yuhan had already seen Chen Bu lying on the bed through the gap.
"Chen Bu, come out! I am Zhao Yuhan!"
"Hmm?" Chen Bu rolled over and raised his head to look at it.
Then...
He continued to sleep under the blanket.
Zhao Yuhan was slightly stunned, and her mind went blank for a moment.
If it was in the past, Chen Bu should have licked his tongue and run to him with a big smile on his face when she called out.
Now he is ignoring her?
For a moment, Zhao Yuhan's face was a little red. She remembered what she had just said and promised, and she was ashamed and annoyed. She only felt that the gazes that fell on her back were blazing like fire and burning.
So she pushed Zhao Lv away and rushed to Chen Bu's bed, stretched out her hand and pulled back the quilt, glaring at him with a huff.
"Chen Bu, you've gone too far! Even if there is something wrong with President Wang, can't you talk about it properly? How can you hit someone with your hands? Come with me to apologize!"
"Yes, Chen Bu, you have to go apologize!"
Chen Bu looked at them and gave a laugh.
That smile was clearly a mockery.
His gaze was slightly raised as he looked at Zhao Yuhan who was towering over him.
"How do you want me to apologize?"
"Kowtow to President Wang in the playground and admit your mistake, then this matter will be turned over, and I can assure you that President Wang will not look for your trouble again." Zhao Yuhan said.
Chen Bu suddenly froze.
After half a second of silence, he looked at Zhao Yuhan with complicated eyes, his eyes looked like he was caring for a retard.
"You look at me."
"Hmm?" Zhao Yuhan wondered.
"Do I look like your father to you? Do I have to spoil you with everything?"