Chapter 2 There is No Snail Girl in the World

Lu Yibei's brain was a mess.

His thoughts instantly traveled from the origin of the Big Bang to the twenty-second century when Doraemon was born.

If someone asked him "What province are you from" at this time, he would definitely answer "My mother's province"

Lu Yibei's fingertips trembled, and he kept pressing the wrong keys.

[All The Way North: Wait, are you a girl?]

Qingqian even complained:

"Why are you typing, are you pretending to be mute?"

"Don't tell me the microphone is broken."

"I can even hear you panting."

Lu Yibei: "... W-Wait, are you a girl?"

Qingqian: "Why is your voice trembling so much?"

Lu Yibei: "I was so shocked that I took off from the computer, but my toes hit the table and the take-off failed--"

He rubbed his toes frantically like making a Rasengan.

But more than that, he was still more concerned about Qingqian.

His longtime bro didn't have a dick??

Qingqian quickly asked: "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay, I'm eating Liuliumei." Lu Yibei said, and he repeated incredulously: "Bro, how can you be a girl?"

Qingqian seemed to have some resentment: "Who's bros with you?"

"Didn't you always say you were a man?"

Qingqian: "I didn't say it, you imagined it yourself."

"You didn't deny it."

"No denial ≠ acknowledgment, okay?"

"You solved the inequality quite quickly... why didn't you deny it?"

Qingqian said coldly: "Guess."

Lu Yibei moved his little brain.

He could guess roughly.

He and Qingqian met in the second year of high school, and the two were indeed not very familiar at that time.

With Qingqian's personality, it was normal not to turn on the microphone.

They became familiar with each other during the summer vacation of the second year of high school, but that year Lu Yibei decided to pursue Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Zhou didn't like him contacting other girls, and if she knew that Qingqian was a girl, Lu Yibei would probably have to cut ties with her.

"It's not that we're bros, with our relationship, even if you're a girl, I would..."

Speaking of this, Lu Yibei felt a little guilty.

Qingqian asked faintly: "What is our relationship?"

Lu Yibei: "Good bros, in my heart..."

Qingqian sneered: "Can't get through on the phone when something happens?"

Lu Yibei laughed dryly, haha.

"I originally wanted to keep it a secret, anyway, it doesn't affect us playing games if I don't speak." Qingqian said.

"Then why did you suddenly want to turn on the microphone?" Lu Yibei asked.

"Idiot."

Qingqian seemed a little unhappy: "Because the microphone I bought just arrived, is that okay?"

"Okay, okay, okay." Lu Yibei said quickly.

But you just said you had bought it a long time ago...

His good bro suddenly didn't have a dick, which made Lu Yibei's brain a little burnt, and he didn't even ask the question.

Qingqian chuckled and said casually: "Tell me about it."

Lu Yibei said: "...Tell you about what?"

"The thing about your white moonlight, is it finally over?"

Not knowing if it was Lu Yibei's illusion,

He always felt that Qingqian's smile was even stronger when she said this.

"Ah, so you noticed."

He originally wanted to complain to his good bro, but now that his good bro had become a good sister... Lu Yibei didn't know how to open his mouth, he smiled awkwardly: "There's nothing to say."

Qingqian refused: "Tell me, I want to hear."

Not that Qingqian was too gossipy.

Lu Yibei remembered that when he shared his daily life with Zhou Zhou, he would only get Qing Qian's cold reply, "Are you getting on or not?"

Was she changing her gender today?

Lu Yibei picked some brief things to say, and finally concluded: "In short, in her heart, I am just a good-looking simp, who makes her face look good when she takes me out."

He really didn't want to talk about it.

Firstly, Qingqian's true gender opened him up with thunder, and his brain was too messed up.

Secondly, it was quite awkward for a boy to talk about another girl with another girl, and he felt it was unnecessary.

"You always say that you are broken, but White Moonlight is perfect. Look, she is just broken a little less obviously." Qingqian said.

"You are right."

"Want me to scold her for you?"

"No need."

"Still reluctant?"

"Not necessary."

Qingqian thought for a while: "Yeah."

Lu Yibei sighed: "I originally wanted to play a placement match to be happy, but my account was banned, it's really raining when it's already leaking, I'm so full of anger, I don't even need to eat."

Qingqian was calm: "I'll help you get it back another day."

"Steady, I'm counting on you for that, heroine." Lu Yibei said.

"Also." Qingqian said: "You haven't had dinner yet?"

"I was going to eat after playing."

"It's half past eight."

Lu Yibei: "Wait a little longer, and I'll go eat something good."

"What?"

"Spicy beef."

"Noodles?"

"You know me."

Qingqian was slightly sarcastic: "I remember you used to say that you are a young master who can study abroad."

"That's because I didn't want to go, so I was kicked out by my family, what young master, just a poor person, I have to earn money to pay for tuition, and I have to pay rent."

After being kicked out of the house, Lu Yibei didn't go back for summer vacation, so he rented a studio apartment not far from the university.

Again, being so close, Zhou Zhou was still only willing to call to apologize, the sincerity was really lacking.

"Are you still going abroad?" Qingqian asked.

When she asked, there was a strange sense of nervousness in her tone.

"Huh? Why are you asking this?"

"Aren't you unwilling to go abroad because of that broken White Moonlight lady? Now that you've broken up... you've only been in college for a year, it's not too late to go out if you want to." Qingqian said.

Lu Yibei said: "Her factor only accounts for a small part, since I'm here, I'll stay, I've been studying in Jiangnan for a year, it's not convenient to transfer schools. Besides, there's a bunch of good bros in the dormitory, they can't live without me, their old dad."

Qingqian breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh."

"Speaking of this, which school do you study at?" Lu Yibei asked.

Qingqian said coldly: "Are we that familiar? Asking about my address."

Lu Yibei: "With your ability to keep secrets, I would believe you're a virtual anchor if you were doxed one day."

Qingqian muttered: "I'll tell you in a few days."

"Ah? Can it be that different in a few days?"

"Why are you asking so much, are you going to farm or not?"

"Let's go, let's go."

Lu Yibei clicked on a little chicken icon, which was the farming game called Stardew Valley.

The liver-pain BGM sounded again.

Even with the microphone on, Qingqian still didn't say much when playing games.

But at least there were some "hmm", "okay" and other replies in his ears.

Qingqian's voice was clear.

Lu Yibei felt that the sense of communication was much stronger.

The Stardew Valley game can farm, mine, fish, raise animals, and also marry NPCs, or players can marry players in multiplayer mode.

Lu Yibei was now carrying out fishing activities, which required very precise mouse clicks.

He was panting and about to break the left mouse button, when his phone suddenly vibrated beside him.

His attention was distracted, and he declared failure.

"Damn!"

Lu Yibei cursed, his luck was really bad today, the placement match failed, and he was disturbed while fishing.

He picked up the phone:

"Hello? Oh, put it at the door."

He hung up, and said to the headphones: "Delivery, wait for me."

Qingqian: "Oh."

Lu Yibei went out, and came in.

He came back to the computer desk with KFC home delivery, and complained to the headphones: "I'm telling you, if it wasn't for this phone call, I would have caught that octopus just now."

Qingqian: "Nice."

Lu Yibei wanted to express his unfulfilled ambition, when he suddenly considered a serious problem.

"...I didn't order takeout, who ordered this?"

The address and phone number above, and even the name of Wu Yanzu were all him, but he didn't remember ordering takeout.

Qingqian: "Yeah, who ordered it?"

Lu Yibei listed the suspects.

First place.

"Zhou Zhou?" It wasn't lingering thoughts, it was just a conditioned reflex after having just contacted her.

Qingqian: "Tsk."

"No." Lu Yibei believed that Zhou Zhou's personality would have changed long ago if she could change, she wouldn't suddenly discover her conscience.

Qingqian: "Who else is there?"

Lu Yibei was also thinking: "Yeah, who else is there?"

Qingqian said word by word: "Who! Else knows that you, you poor thing, haven't had! Din-ner!"

Lu Yibei thought for a while: "I'm not sure, I can only say a possibility, don't scold me if I guess wrong."

Qingqian: "Say it."

"Could it be, that you, heroine, ordered it?"

Qingqian was indifferent: "You're so smart, I thought you were going to guess the Snail Girl."