A SERMON WITH A PUNCH
"We are going to church in town to-night," Mrs. Andrews announced the next day when dinner was over. She and Abner were alone, for Jess and Belle were out for a ramble with the boys.
"That's good," Abner replied, as he filled his pipe. "I'll look after the kids."
"But you're goin', too, Abner."
"Me!