The Genial Idiot
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Chapter 1 HE DISCUSSES MAXIMS AND PROVERBS
Chapter 2 HE DISCUSSES THE IDEAL HUSBAND
Chapter 3 THE IDIOT'S VALENTINE
Chapter 4 HE DISCUSSES FINANCE
Chapter 5 HE SUGGESTS A COMIC OPERA
Chapter 6 HE DISCUSSES FAME
Chapter 7 ON THE DECADENCE OF APRIL-FOOL'S-DAY
Chapter 8 SPRING AND ITS POETRY
Chapter 9 ON FLAT-HUNTING
Chapter 10 THE HOUSEMAID'S UNION
Chapter 11 THE GENTLE ART OF BOOSTING
Chapter 12 HE MAKES A SUGGESTION TO THE POET
Chapter 13 HE DISCUSSES THE MUSIC CURE
Chapter 14 HE DEFENDS CAMPAIGN METHODS
Chapter 15 ON SHORT COURSES AT COLLEGE
Chapter 16 THE HORSE SHOW
Chapter 17 SUGGESTION TO CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS
Chapter 18 FOR A HAPPY CHRISTMAS
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Chapter 12 HE MAKES A SUGGESTION TO THE POET

GOOD-MORNING, Homer, my boy," said the Idiot, genially, as the Poet entered the breakfast-room. "All hail to thee. Thou art the bright particular bird of plumage I most hoped to see this rare and beauteous summer morning. No sweet-singing robin-redbreast or soft-honking canvasback for yours truly this A.M., when a living, breathing, palpitating son

            
            

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