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Bloated though he was with lawless wealth and fat with insufferable self-satisfaction, P. Sybarite, trotting by the side of his host, was dwarfed alike in dignity and in physique, strongly resembling an especially cocky and ragged Airedale being tolerated by a well-groomed St. Bernard.
Now when Pete had placed a plate of caviare sandwiches between them, and filled their glasses from a newly opened bottle, he withdrew from the lounge and closed the door behind him; whether or not at a sign from Penfield, P. Sybarite was unaware; though as soon as they were alone and private, he grew unpleasantly sensitive to a drop in the temperature of the entente cordiale which had thus far obtained between himself and the gambler. Penfield's eyes promptly lost much of their genial glow, and simultaneously his face seemed weirdly less plump and rosy with prosperity and contentment. Notwithstanding this, with no loss of manner, he lifted a ceremonious glass to the health of his guest.
"Congratulations!" said he; and drank as a thirsty man drinks.
"May your shadow never grow less!" P. Sybarite returned, putting down an empty glass.
"That's a perfectly good wish plumb wasted," said Penfield, refilling both glasses, his features twisted in the wriest of grimaces. "Fact is-I don't mind telling you-your luck to-night has, I'm afraid, played the very devil with me. This house won't open up again until I raise another bank-roll."
"My sympathy," said P. Sybarite, sipping. "I'm really distressed.... And yet," he added thoughtfully, "you had no chance-none whatever."
"How's that?" said Penfield, staring.
"You couldn't have won against me to-night," P. Sybarite ingenuously explained; "it could not be done: I am invincible: it is-Kismet!-my Day of Days!"
Penfield laughed discordantly.
"Maybe it looks that way to you. But aren't you a little premature? You haven't banked that wad yet, you know. Any minute something might happen to make you think otherwise."
"Nothing like that is going to happen," P. Sybarite retorted with calm conviction. "The luck's with me at present!"
"And yet," said the other, abandoning his easy pose and sitting up with a sharpened glance and tone, "you are wrong-quite wrong."
"What makes you think that?" demanded P. Sybarite, finishing his second glass.
"Because," said his host with a dangerous smile, "I am a desperate man."
"Oh?" said P. Sybarite thoughtfully.
"Believe me," insisted the other with convincing simplicity: "I'm such a bum loser, I'm willing to stake my last five hundred on the proposition that you don't leave this house a dollar richer than you entered it."
"Done!" said P. Sybarite instantly. "If I get away with it, you pay me five hundred dollars. Is that right?"
"Exactly!"
"But-where shall we meet to settle the wager?"
Penfield smiled cheerfully. "Dine with me at the Bizarre this evening at seven."
"If I lose, with pleasure. Otherwise, you are to be my guest."
"It's a bargain."
"And-that being understood," pursued P. Sybarite curiously-"perhaps you won't mind explaining your grounds for this conspicuous confidence."
"Not in the least," said the other, pulling comfortably at his cigar-"that is, if you're willing to come through with a little information. I'm curious to know how you came to butt in here on my personal card of introduction. Where did you get it?"
"Found it in a hat left in my possession by a gentleman in a great hurry, whom I much desired to see again, and therefore-presuming him to be Mr. Bailey Penfield-came here to find."
"A gentleman unknown to you?"
"Entirely: a tall young man with an ugly mouth; rather fancies himself, I should say: a bit of a bounder. You recognise this sketch?"
"Perhaps ..." Penfield murmured thoughtfully.
"His name?"
"Maybe he wouldn't thank me for telling you that."
"Very well. Now then: why and how are you going to separate me from my winnings?"
"By force," said Mr. Penfield with engaging candour. "It desolates me to descend to rough-neck methods, but I am a larger, stronger man than you, Mr.-"
"Sybarite," said the little man, flushing, "P.-by the grace of God!-Sybarite."
"Delighted to make your acquaintance, Mr. Sybarite.... But before we lose our tempers, what do you say to a fair proposition: leave me what you have won to-night, and I'll pay it back to the last cent with interest in less than six months."
P. Sybarite shook his head: "I'm sorry."
The dark blood surged into Penfield's cheeks. "You won't accept my word-?"
"I have every confidence in your professional honour," P. Sybarite replied blandly, "up to the certain point to which we have attained to-night. But the truth is-I need the money."
"You're unwise," said the other, and sighed profoundly. "I'm sorry. You oblige me to go the extreme limit."
"Not I. On the contrary, I advise you against any such dangerous course."
"Dangerous?"
"If you interfere with me, I'll go to the police."
"The police?" Penfield elaborated an inflexion of derision. "I keep this precinct in my vest pocket."
"Possibly-so far as concerns your maintenance of a gambling house. But murder-that's another matter."
"Meaning, you refuse to submit without extreme measures?"
"Meaning just that, sir!"
Again the gambler sighed. "What must be, must," said he, rising. Moving to the wall, he pressed a call-button, and simultaneously whipped a revolver into view. "I hope you're not armed," he protested sincerely. "It would only make things messy. And then I hate to have my employees run any risk-"
"You are summoning a posse, I take it?" enquired P. Sybarite, likewise on his feet.
"Half a dozen huskies," assented the other. "If you know your little book, you'll come through at once and save yourself a manhandling."
"It's too bad," P. Sybarite regretted pensively-and cast a desperate glance round the room.
What he saw afforded him no comfort. The one door was unquestionably guarded on the farther side. The windows, though curtained, were as indubitably locked and further protected by steel outside blinds. Besides, Penfield bulked big and near at hand, a weapon of the most deadly calibre steadily levelled at the head of his guest.
But exactly at the moment when despair entered into the heart of the little man-dispossessing altogether his cool assumption of confidence in his star-there rang through the house a crash so heavy that its muffled thunder penetrated even the closed door of the lounge. Another followed it instantly, and at deliberate intervals a third and fourth.
Penfield blenched. His eyes wavered. He punched the bell-button a second time.
The door was thrown wide and-with the instantaneous effect of a jack-in-the-box-Pete showed a dirty-grey face of fright on the threshold.
"Good Lord, boss!" he yelled. "Run for yo' life! We's raided!"
He vanished....
With an oath, Penfield started toward the door-and instantly P. Sybarite shot at his gun hand like a terrier at the throat of a rat. Momentarily the shock of the assault staggered the gambler, and as he gave ground, reeling, P. Sybarite closed one set of sinewy fingers tight round his right wrist, and with the other seized and wrested the revolver away. The incident was history in a twinkling: P. Sybarite sprang back, armed, the situation reversed.
Recovering, Penfield threw him a cry of envenomed spite, and in one stride left the room. He was turning up the stairs, three steps and an oath at a bound, by the time P. Sybarite gained the threshold and sped his departing host with a reminder superfluously ironic:
"The Bizarre at seven-don't forget!"
A breathless imprecation dropped to him from the head of the staircase. And he chuckled-but cut the chuckle short when a heavy and metallic clang followed the disappearance of the gambler. The iron door upstairs had closed, shutting off the second floor from the lower part of the house, and at the same time consigning P. Sybarite to the mercies of the police as soon as they succeeded in battering down the front door.
Now he harboured no whim to figure as the sole victim of the raid-to be arrested as a common gambler, loaded to the guards with cash and unable to give any creditable account of himself.
"Damn!" said P. Sybarite thoughtfully.
The front doors still held, though shaking beneath a shower of axe-strokes that filled the house with sonorous echoes.
At his feet, immediately to the left of the lounge door, yawned the well of the basement stairway. And one chance was no more foolhardy than another. Like a shot down that dark hole he dropped-and brought up with a bang against a closed door at the bottom. Happily, it wasn't locked. Turning the handle, he stumbled through, reclosed the door, and intelligently bolted it.
He was now in a narrow and odorous corridor, running from front to rear of the basement. One or two doors open or ajar furnished all its light. Trying the first at a venture, P. Sybarite discovered what seemed a servant's bedroom, untenanted. The other introduced him to a kitchen of generous proportions and elaborate appointments-cool, airy, and aglow with glistening white paint and electric light; everything in absolute order with the exception of the central table, where sat a man asleep, head pillowed on arms folded amid a disorder of plates, bottles and glasses-asleep and snoring lustily.
P. Sybarite pulled up with a hand on the knob, and blinked with surprise-an emotion that would assuredly have been downright dismay had the sleeper been conscious. For he was in uniform; and a cap hung on the back of his chair; and uniform and cap alike boasted the insignia of the New York Police Department.
Wrinkling a perplexed nose, P. Sybarite swiftly considered the situation. Here was the policeman on the beat-one of those creatures of Penfield's vaunted vest-pocket crew-invited in for a bite and sup by the steward of the house. The steward called away, he had drifted naturally into a gentle nap. And now-"Glad I'm not in his shoes!" mused P. Sybarite.
And yet.... Urgent second thought changed the tenor of his temper toward the sleeper. Better far to be in his shoes than in those of P. Sybarite, just then....
Remembering Penfield's revolver, he made sure it was safe and handy in his pocket; then strode in and dropped an imperative hand on the policeman's shoulder.
"Here-wake up!" he cried; and shook him rudely.
The fellow stirred, grunted, and lifted a bemused, red countenance to the breaker of rest.
"Hello!" he said in dull perception of a stranger. "What's-row?"
"Get up-pull yourself together!" P. Sybarite ordered sternly. "You 're liable to be broke for this!"
"Broke?" The officer's eyes widened, but remained cloudy with sleep, drink, and normal confusion. "Where's Jimmy? Who're you?"
"Never mind me. Look to yourself. This place is being raided."
"Raided!" The man leaped to his feet with a cry. "G'wan! It ain't possible!"
"Listen, if you don't believe me."
The crashing of the axes and the grumble of the curious crowd assembled in the street were distinctly audible. The officer needed no other confirmation; and yet-instant by instant it became more clearly apparent that he had drunk too deeply to be able to think for himself. Standing with a hand on the table, he rocked to and fro until, losing his balance, he sat down heavily.
"My Gawd!" he cried. "I'm done for!"
"Nonsense! No more than I-unless you're too big a fool to take a word of advice. Here-off with your coat."
"What's that?"
"I say, off with your coat, man-and look sharp! Get it off and I'll hide it while you slip into one of those waiter's jackets over there. Then, if they find us here, we can pretend to be employees. You understand?"
"We'll get pinched, all the same," the man objected stupidly.
"Well, if we do, it only means a trip to the Night Court, and a fine of five or ten dollars. You'll be up to-morrow for absence from post, of course, but that's better than being caught half-drunk in the basement of a gambling house on your beat."
Impressed, the officer started to unbutton his tunic, but hesitated.
"S'pose some of the boys recognise me?"
"Where are your wits?" demanded P. Sybarite in exasperation. "This isn't a precinct raid! You ought to know that. This is Whitman, going over everybody's head. Anyhow, it can't be worse for you than it is-and my way gives you a fighting chance to get off."
"Guess you 're right," mumbled the other thickly, shrugging out of his coat and surrendering it.
Several white jackets hung from hooks on the wall near the door. Seizing one of these, the policeman had it on in a jiffy.
"Now what'll I do?" he pursued, as P. Sybarite, the blue coat over his arm, grabbed the police cap and started for the door.
"Do? How do I know? Use your own head for a while. Pull yourself together-cut some bread-do something useful-make a noise like a steward-"
With this the little man shot out into the hallway, slammed the door behind him, and darted into the adjoining bedroom. Once there, he lost no time changing coats-not forgetting to shift his money as well-cocked the cap jauntily on one side of his head (a bit too big, it fitted better that way, anyhow) buttoned up, and left the room on the run. For by this time the front doors had fallen in and the upper floor was echoing with deep, excited voices and heavy, hurrying footsteps. In another moment or so they would be drawing the basement for fugitives.
He had planned-vaguely, inconclusively-to leave by the area door when the raiders turned their attention to the basement, presenting himself to the crowd in the street in the guise of an officer, and so make off. But now-with his fingers on the bolts-misgivings assailed him. He was physically not much like any policeman he had ever seen; and the blue tunic with its brass buttons was a wretched misfit on his slight body. He doubted whether his disguise would pass unchallenged-doubted so strongly that he doubled suddenly to the back door, flung it open, and threw himself out into the black strangeness of the night-and at the same time into the arms of two burly plain-clothes men posted there to forestall precisely such an attempt at escape.
Strong arms clipping him, he struggled violently for an instant.
"Here!" a voice warned him roughly. "It ain't goin' to do you no good-"
Another interrupted with an accent of deep disgust, in patent recognition of his borrowed plumage: "Damned if it ain't a patrolman!"
"Why the hell didn't you say so?" demanded the first as P. Sybarite fell back, free.
"Didn't-have-time. Here-gimme a leg over this fence, will you?"
"What the devil-!"
"They've got a door through to the next house-getting out that way. That's what I'm after-to stop 'em. Shut up!" P. Sybarite insisted savagely-"and give me a leg."
"Oh, well!" said one of the plain-clothes men in a slightly mollified voice-"if that's the way of it-all right."
"Come along, then," brusquely insisted the impostor, leading the way to the eastern wall of boards enclosing the back yard.
Curiously complaisant for one of his breed, the detective bent his back and made a stirrup of his clasped hands, but no sooner had P. Sybarite fitted foot to that same than the man started and, straightening up abruptly, threw him flat on his back.
"Patrolman, hell! Whatcha doin' in them pants and shoes if you're a patrol-"
"Hel-lo!" exclaimed the other indignantly. "Impersonatin' an officer-eh?"
With this he dived at P. Sybarite; who, having bounced up from a supine to a sitting position, promptly and peevishly swore, rolled to one side (barely eluding clutches that meant to him all those frightful and humiliating consequences that arrest means to the average man) and scrambled to his feet.
Immediately the others closed in upon him, supremely confident of overcoming by concerted action that smallish, pale, and terrified body. Whereupon P. Sybarite' stepped quickly to one side and, avoiding the rush of one, directly engaged the other. Ducking beneath a windmill play of arms, he shot an accurate fist at this aggressor's jaw; there was a click of teeth, the man's head snapped back, and folding up like a tripod, he subsided at length.
Then swinging on a heel, P. Sybarite met a second onset made more dangerous by the cooler calculations of a more sophisticated antagonist. Nevertheless, deftly blocking a rain of blows, he closed in as if eager to escape punishment, and planted a lifted knee in the large of the detective's stomach so neatly that he, too, collapsed like a punctured presidential boom and lay him down at rest.
Success so egregious momentarily stupefied even P. Sybarite. Gazing down upon those two still shapes, so mighty and formidable when sentient, he caught his breath in sharp amazement.
"Great Heavens! Is it possible I did that?" he cried aloud-and the next moment, spurred by alert discretion, was scaling the fence with the readiness of an alley-cat.
Instantaneously, as he poised above the abyss of Stygian blackness on the other side, not a little daunted by its imperturbable mystery, a quick backward glance showed him figures moving in the basement hallway of the gambling house; and easing over, he dropped.
Hard flags received him with native impassivity: stumbling, he lost balance and sat down with an emphasis that drove the breath from him in one mighty "Ooof!"
There was a simultaneous confusion of new, strange voices on the other side of the fence; cries of surprise, recognition, excitement:
"Feeny, by all that's holy!"
"Mike Grogan, or I'm a liar!"
"What hit the two av urn?"
"Gawd knows!"
"Thin 'tis this waay thim murdherous divvles is b'atin' ut!"
"Gimme a back up that fince!..."
P. Sybarite picked himself up with even more alacrity that if he'd landed in a bed of nettles, tore across that terra-incognita, found a second fence, and was beyond it in a twinkling.
Swift as he was, however, detection attended him-a voice roaring: "There goes wan av thim now!"
Other voices chimed in spendthrift with suggestions and advice....
Blindly clearing fence after fence without even thinking to count them, P. Sybarite hurtled onward. Noises in the rear indicated a determined pursuit: once a voice whooped-"Halt or I fire!"-and a shot, waking echoes, sped the fugitive's heels....
But in time he had of necessity to pause for breath, and pulled up in the back-yard of a Forty-sixth Street residence, his duty-to find a way to the street and a shift from that uniform of unhappy inspiration-as plain as the problem it presented was obscure.