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Chapter 1 JOSH ON ICE.
Chapter 2 SUM NATRAL HISTORY.
Chapter 3 LIVE YANKEES.
Chapter 4 LINCH-PINS.
Chapter 5 GOOSE TALK.
Chapter 6 JOSH BILLINGS
Chapter 7 JOSH CORRESPONDS FREELY WITH 3 FELLOWS.
Chapter 8 MONOGRAFFS.
Chapter 9 HONESTA IZ THE BEST POLISY.
Chapter 10 GREAT AGRIKULTURAL HOSS-TROTT.
Chapter 11 JOSH BILLINGS DEFINES HIS POSITION.
Chapter 12 COLD PIECES.
Chapter 13 LETTER FROM JOSH BILLINGS.
Chapter 14 WISDUM CHUNCKS.
Chapter 15 BILLIARDS.
Chapter 16 JOSH BILLINGS RIZES.
Chapter 17 BILLINGS ON PILLS.
Chapter 18 JOSH IN SARATOGA.
Chapter 19 SUM VEGETABEL HISTORY.
Chapter 20 JOSH REPLIZE TEW CORRESPONDENTS.
Chapter 21 LIST OF HOUSEN TEW LET.
Chapter 22 LAUGHING.
Chapter 23 LYING.
Chapter 24 PERKUSSION CAPS.
Chapter 25 ONE WEEK FROM MY DIAREE.
Chapter 26 AMERIKAN ARISTOKRASY.
Chapter 27 LOVE.
Chapter 28 THE GAME OF YEWKER.
Chapter 29 NOW AND THEN.
Chapter 30 OATS.
Chapter 31 WATERFALLS.
Chapter 32 POLITENESS.
Chapter 33 DREAMS.
Chapter 34 JOSH CORRESPONDS.
Chapter 35 NUZE CUTS FROM OUR EXCHANGES.
Chapter 36 DEAD BEATS.
Chapter 37 SPRING-MAY, 1868.
Chapter 38 HARTES.
Chapter 39 MONOGRAFFS. No.39
Chapter 40 JOSH BILLINGS AND THE LEKTUR COMMITTY.
Chapter 41 ORPHAN CHILDREN.
Chapter 42 BILLINGS REPLIZE TEU CORRESPONDENTS.
Chapter 43 CHIPS FROM THE BUTT CUT OV WISDUM.
Chapter 44 ESSA ON SWINE.
Chapter 45 ON SOWING MACHINES.
Chapter 46 SUM ADVISE.
Chapter 47 TAKE IT EAZY.
Chapter 48 JOSH CORRESPONDS. No.48
Chapter 49 THEM GOOD OLD DAZE.
Chapter 50 A HUM TRANSACTION.
Chapter 51 MILK, WHISKEE AND BEER.
Chapter 52 PLUCK.
Chapter 53 FREE LOVE.
Chapter 54 FAST MEN.
Chapter 55 JOSH REPLIES TO ONE OF HIS CORRESPONDENTS.
Chapter 56 HUMAN HAPPINESS.
Chapter 57 PHILOSOPHEE OV THE BILLINGS FAMILEE,
Chapter 58 AMERIKANS.
Chapter 59 JOSH CLEANS OUT HIS PIGEON-HOLE OF CORRESPONDENTS.
Chapter 60 JOSH CHAWS HIS CUD.
Chapter 61 MONOGRAFFS. No.61
Chapter 62 JOSH TALKS.
Chapter 63 GIMBLITS.
Chapter 64 MORE CORRESPONDENCE.
Chapter 65 SUM NATRAL HISTORY. No.65
Chapter 66 SLIVVERS OV THOUGHT.
Chapter 67 THE BUZZERS.
Chapter 68 MONOGRAFFS. No.68
Chapter 69 PHILOSOPHEE ON THE HALF SHELL.
Chapter 70 JOSH EPISTOLATES.
Chapter 71 AULMINAK FOR 1869.
Chapter 72 SUM NATRAL HISTORY. No.72
Chapter 73 MONOGRAFFS. No.73
Chapter 74 JOSH DOES UP HIS CORRESPONDENCE.
Chapter 75 CUPID ON A RAID.
Chapter 76 JOSH COMMUNES WITH HIS FRIENDS.
Chapter 77 JAW BONES.
Chapter 78 MORE PHILOSOPHY.
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Chapter 51 MILK, WHISKEE AND BEER.

MILK.

I want tew say sumthing, ("in petto.")

I want tew say sumthing, ("entre nous,") in reference to milk az a ferterlizer.

Milk is spontaneous, ("semper paratus,") and haz did more tew encourage the growth ov the humin folks, ("en passant") than enny other liquid.

Milk iz lakteal, ("bizarre;") it iz also aquatick, while under the patr

             
            

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