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"Do you happen to want," I said to Henry, "an opera hat that doesn't op? At least it only works one side."
"No," said Henry.
"To any one who buys my opera hat for a large sum I am giving away four square yards of linoleum, a revolving bookcase, two curtain rods, a pair of spring-grip dumb-bells and an extremely patent mouse-trap."
"No," sa