💦💦 THE IMPOSSIBLE💦💦

A Short Story

written by Joshsarkiorifa

Chapter 1

A Funny incident happened some years back in my secondary School. A Girl I will call Cindy came to join us in Writing Waec from ABJ......She Was So Hot, Young And Naturally a black beauty 😍. Everyone including her Own Gender Admired.

All The Guys wanted to be Her friend so bad that if You have Her 2go Username or black berry pin Every other guy will Respect you.

I also wanted her but The Fact that Every other Guy wanted her Made me feel envious, (Me self na fine boy)🙈 so I backed out a little until one day all The Boys In class Held a meeting and said that if anybody gets to date her before weac Exams are over we will contribute 1k each and Gift the Person. (Son of man was Charged immediately, I also accepted the challenge)

The rule was Everybody has 7days to walk up to her, Invite her for launch in an Eatry (and you must take Pictures for Proof), They all rushed after her but withing 3days she declined all their advances and blocked some of them. I was so tensed because some of my class mates are cute and richer than me.

it was finally my turn, Son of Man Had no idea on how to woo her, the Only thing that motivated me was the Money Gift and the fact that everybody will treat me as a king if I get to date her. So I braced my self, clean the sweat from my palm on my body them I made my move ( Meanwhile I had Initially Made a deal with her friend; if she could give me Cindy's black berry pin and tell me stuffs she liked I will give her 5k out of my reward and she was so interested)

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I said hello but Cindy replied with her eyes and continued punching on her black berry Bold 2, That moment I was agitated so I just spilled the beans.

Me: You see those Guys out There???

Cindy: Yes, Any P

Me: We Made A deal there if Any of us Can Get to Date you and take you out, There will Be A Handsome Cash Reward.

Cindy: Those boys over there?

Me: Actually not just only them but Every Male student In my Class, And ask Around, "puffy boys" don't make a stupid bet or bluff ( That was the Nick name Given to SS3 Boys because of our lavish life style, sometimes we brought our Parents ride to school and the principal Permits it only if we do not Misbehave or Drive Rough withing school premises).

she Was Struck and she said

Cindy: Am I that special And Important to you guys???

Me: Well TBH you are hotter than what you think, the first day i saw you I had a crush on you but Another reason is because of The Money I will make if I End up goin out with you

Cindy: How Much???

Me: well if i Calculate Every boy in my class that held this meeting apart from Emma That behaves like gay, and class monitor that sees himself as assistant Jesus, the Money will Amount to 65k.

Cindy: So why are you telling me

Me: Because I Have a deal For you. If you can Behave as if We are dating till the end of our Exam I promise to Give Your 20k from the money. (Make una no vex My papa Na Politician🤣🤣)

Cindy: what do you take Me For? do I look Like A girl That can Be Bought with 20k?? what Nonsense.

Me: Don't Take it that Way dear. I am Eager to Get the Money but it will still be sureal and Incredible if I get to date a Black beauty like you. she gave a stylish short smile and said

Cindy: I don't care what you think or feel I am still not interested.

She stood up and started walking away. I followed her and asked How Much she wants

Cindy: What?????

Me: Everyone Gat A price, Just let me know how much you want......

After Rubbing Her fingers for a sec, she rudely said 50k or Nothing

Me: Hmmmm It's ok. anything you want but you must play Along o. She gave this lustful smile that got me sweating in the balls and said "Game on"

I knew I had lost the money despite my stress but the fact that I will be seen as a KING by my class mates and other girls will want to hang out with me because of Cindy gave me Goose bums.

She Never talked to anyone.No one dares to disrespect her even the principal, Her dad must be really Rich.

I told her she will have to follow me back to the Eatry and laugh so hard in the presence of my class mates like am cracking a joke, then when she wants to leave she will give me a Tight hug for 10 seconds ( make my class mate die with Jealousy)🤣. she agreed and Boom, We Kick-started our Scripted Relationship.

when I got home I decided to take a cold heart warming shower, while I was in the bathroom I started reflecting on what has occurred during the day. I was so excited, not because of only the money but because I was the only one to succeed despite having Great challenges.

I dried my body quickly with a towel and rushed to my phone to check if she has accepted my friend request on 2go. I was surprised to meet a message.

Cindy: Hey dear, I am Home now. I hope you are good? this is my mobile No. I am only sending this message to play along, don't let it get to your head.

But Boy it got way deeper than my head......I read the message like 50 times out of disbelieve and Excitement because we never exchanged Numbers, she only gave me her 2go username when I asked for her BB pin. I got my dictionary and walked to my Bed like DRAGO GRANDE, sat down, and started constructing my reply. I was almost Done with my Professional Research when my Phone Beeped ( Message from Cindy)

Cindy: Am online on 2go, let's Hookup There now, I have changed my mind and I have a new deal!!

what could be the deal? Why the sudden change of plans??? I felt hot immediately.

I was confused I went to the fridge, took a cold water and consumed everything in the bottle with one take. then I cracked my fingers and head to 2go.....

I logged in 2go and saw 3 New messages from Cindy ( oil just they comot from my head🙈). I was Carful not to seem too desperate so I said " Hello"

Cindy: we have to talk Can we Meet Tomorrow?

I am not Coming to your house. I will meet you in a Place that's popular flashy and private do you understand?

(I was some how Irritated, I mean....who the Hell does she think she is???? but I played cool)

Me: That's not a problem...I gat you. you seem so worried and it's Giving me negative vibes. we could still talk here on 2go since we have time

Cindy: Hmmmmmm lover Boy, Don't catch Vibes with me, I am not into that

Me: Into What?

Cindy: Boys And all that. I am only talking to you because we have a Deal and am lady of my word. but I want us to change the deal. I will give you Two Hundred thousand in cash if you Agree by Tomorrow

immediately trumpet sounded very loud in my brain, I saw White Angels in shining Robes singing Dorime ... I felt like I was chilling with the big girls. (This Girl Go Chop Nigerian Koboko straight From Magado) So I replied....

Me: you Don't have to Stress that Much, I'm also not that cheap! just tell me what you have in mind we will work through it.

Cindy: You talk like a grown man. if I was into Boys, we was Really goina Dig deep down. How Unfortunate!!

Me: Depends on the way you see it.

Cindy: How old are you, Can you pretend to be something you are not? how rich are your parents???

Haaaaaaa Kilodeeeee!

Olagbara o!!!

my senior brother was suspecting my sudden mood swing but I behaved like I was not aware he was looking at me. i shifted the dictionary aside, Hopped on my Bed And started meditating. After a while I received a message from Her (Cindy) Best friend whom I str.u.c.k my first deal with. We will call her daisy.

Daisy: Guy How far...I Never hear from you o! (Guy What's up, I have Not Heard From You)

Me: Daisy this one wey you they use Pidgin English like this e be like say e don red o.

(Daisy This one you are Speaking Pidgin English like This, I hope You are not In Trouble)

Daisy: Guy I need Money Urgently, I Gave you her BB Pin, I told you what she like, I told you her fav color and also told you that she does not wear p.a.nt.s. I never try?? Abeg see my Acct details 123456799 Aza me Asap ( Have I Not Tried?? Here are my account Details 1234567 please Send the Money as soon as possible)

I Bu.rs.t into teary laughter 🤣 Then I Made the transfer, out of Excitement I sent extra 5k in appreciation.

Immediately she(Daisy) called me and started singing Thier church songs for me. she blessed me a thousand Times and told me that I could ask her anything at anytime. she also said she is available and a better mate than Cindy, that Cindy has trust issues and keeps to her self, that she is a lo.ne.r who se.c.retly craved Attention. That's why she always Look "ON F.L.I.C.K" . Apart from that Cindy is brave and strong.. She blessed me one more time and ended the call before I could say anything.

I was happy but my mind was telling me something is n.ot right somewhere I dunno but well....I will find out Tomorrow. I dosed off with the thought of Daisy in my head then I had A t.er.r.ible Dream!!!!.........

Cindy : Hello, Good Morning, can You Call Me??

Me: Ok Dear

so I called her

Me: Good Morning to the woman of my dreams🥰I am sorry for not replying your Messages last night, I Dozed off

Cindy: which Dream, You had better Faced Reality. No time for compliment. And don't snub Me Next time, No one does that

Me: I am sorry, it was not intentional. And Me calling You the woman of my dreams is not a compliment. I dreamt of you walking into a big river And I was slowly following you. ( I love you no means say if you say make I put hand inside fire, I go put hand inside fire)

Cindy laughed Out loud and said

Cindy: No one has made me laugh this Hard in ages, it's a shame we can't never really be together. Tell Me Where we should meet up and am not staying more that an hour

Me: I gave you the Laughter of Ages and we still cannot Be together??? You might Have to slow down a bit. you can Google search where Ever you us to meet and am down for it.

Cindy: Hamdalla Hotel!! I head the Place is nice and They Got a really Big pool. I love staying close to the water side

Me: First I dreamt of you luring me into a big river and now You telling me that you love staying close to the water side??? Cindy no be juju be that?🙄

Cindy: OMG, I am laughing so hard I feel we should meet straight away!!!!

I rolled Over my bed out of Excitement and I said

Me: We Don't Have Exams today and the only Reason that Will make me go is because of you.I also want to feel Like The INDABOSKY BAHOSE!! among my Class mates.

Cindy: I am not coming to That School Either. We could Go to the Hotel Now!

Me:It's Just 7:30Am baby. My Parents Might suspect me because they Know I don't have Exams today, I might only go to school and read.

Cindy: Don't call me baby, So what do we do? don't you want your friends to know that you succeeded in dating me???

Me: I Could Pretend that am sick and if I can get my mum and My Elder sis to Back me up(Am the last born ) My Dad Will not say anything. By the time they all go out by 9 we could Meet up at my place, don't take break fast, I am a good cook. Then later we roll over to The 5 Star hotel. What do you think?

Cindy: My God!! Just look at the Extent of What you Can do to woo me over to your place. Well I will never go along with this, I don't Need Your 50k, I have a Better Deal and For That reason am COMING. send me the Addy. But you will not Dare come close or touch me and I will not eat your food. I heard you boys mix stuffs.

Brothers and sisters i Immediately Remembered that Naira Marley song

🎵 Talking, Touching, Hugging, Kissing

upstairs, Downstairs, playing, Smooshin

in The Bed inside Boot On The Fridge..... Playing. 🎵

🎵I am Cumming (are you coming)

I am cumming (are you coming)×2 🎵

Me: What Ever You want Cindy, I will text you the address. it's a big Blue gate with Flowers outside. When you're at the Gate don't call me, Just Knock And tell the Security that Your madam asked you to deliver Smoothie for My Sister and I should collect them from you.

I will come outside and pretend as if I was asked to collect the smoothie. Then I will say my sister asked you to wait a bit, she will soon be back, that she wants you to take some items to your madam in the presence of the security. ( I did it that way so that he can vindictive himself if anything goes wrong) and buy the smoothie as Evidence when coming.

Cindy: Hmmmm.... I like your sense of humour....Dats ok. And one more thing, What is your name???

Me:😲😲😲 Are you freaking Kidding!!! I am one of the most Intelligent, Popular and Cute Guys in my school. what do you mean you don't know my name, I feel cheated!

Cindy: I never Really payed Attention Untill This Moment, Me and Daisy Always referred to you as "That Cute Dark guy" that's how I saved your number on my phone. If it pleases you Then Its my bad, but Ain't no apologies

Me: Don't patronize me, I Don't Need your Apology either. and if you continue to be this hostile after every sacrifice I had to make, Then we could as well call it off. Nobody really cares about the Money, Everyone just wanted to see who is Man enough to date you, and I have already proven that to the whole school and Every single person in that Eatry yesterday. Even the staffs knows about our game.

Cindy: I won't Ague with you, I have already Told you it's My bad, What were You Expecting??? That I keep up with you or what...Look Boy, You Approached me first so don't even think of Playing the Victim here.

Me: That's ok.

Cindy: ok what? I am already heading to the bathroom, just tell me your name, what is the stress about?

Me: I am calling our contract Off. send your account details for the 50k..

Cindy: .............

Me: Hello Cindy are you there? The Deal is off.

Cindy: I thought I was the only one that's Hot tempered. This Game is Far From Over, This is just the Beginning, you cannot Not just Use me and dump me like that. it will Never Happen...Don't even try it, I am very dangerous!!!

CHAPTER 3

Written by Joshsarkiorifa

I got pissed and cut the Call on her!!!!

After all it's My Credit, My Time and my money that am wasting.

That Same Moment my Class mate ( Bobby Wire) called me( His real name is Bobby but we all added Wire to it because there was never a time we Caught Him broke. His Dad in an Engineer that works in NNPC Kaduna)

Bobby told me that there are rumours flying around and I must explain myself before everyone before they give me the cash... I got up and prepared very fast, I sneaked into my mum's bag and took her car keys because she went out with my sister, Then I gave the security 2k to buy Cold coke and burger and he immediately understood what that meant🤣

Before My Elder bro could rush out and say pim! I was already parked in the school premises. When I got to school they told me to meet them in the library, there is a big private Area that is filled with books too but always locked. Only Staffs and SS3 prefects had access to it. That is where many bad and atrocious act takes place in school, We Once Caught Our Agric And CRS Teacher Mending Their selfs there. The CRS Teacher Had her legs up and ain't no shame, everyone knows .

I met over 40 Comrades sited and waiting for me. They looked at me with little feeling of Insecurity But That Could Not Deny The Respect Attached to it. I Immediately Received a vision in My brain That I was The Promised Seed of the Lamb That Was sent to save the world🤣 I sat down with Elegance on the "Decorated and visible by all space" created for me and said in my Mind "Good People Of Wakanda Land!! Your King and Savior is Here to bear your Burdens.

One Of my Class mate called Mark opend the floor. (Mark was always full of himself, He thinks he is more brilliant and richer than everyone).

Mark: We Have noticed Some Odd Moments in the Event That took place yesterday, alot of people claimed it was scripted and you cheated.

(They claimed Cindy will never have given in because every other person made better moves than me yet they got rejected. What special skill do I have they don't have.....? "I mean it was the audacity for me" I Will never look weak before anybody because of a girl so I played along)

Me: s

So what else do you want me to do? She was happy to sit with me, she spanked me on the shoulder, she let me clean her hair, she gave me her 2go username, she gave me a tight hug Before she left. Am very sure some of you that were present took pictures and made videos. so I ask again? what else do you want me to do?

Mark: Cindy is Not A cheap Girl, You guys have never Spoken before. How comes she was frowning at you at first and before Two minutes she started laughing with you as if you guys are married. something is not Right!

Me: Mark are you speaking on Behalf of Everybody or you are speaking for yourself??? what the Hell do you mean by everyone Did Better than me. if that is True then why is that Everyone including you aren't Hanging out with her like me?

I know when it's a joke, I also know when it's Disrespect. you had better remember what I am capable of and know your space..

Bobby Knew I will rather die than allow this ignorant and Insensitive Animal Bully me, so he caught me real quick and said...

Bobby Wire💰: Look My guy No need to waste time. Everybody Decided You take another Trial just to be sure you Got her solid. but this time, The Rules have changed.

Me: Let me know! Although I am not really Interested anymore.

Bobby Wire💰: You Must Take A photo of The Two off you either kissing or she sleeping on your chest. if you can do that within two days we all have decided to Award you 200k plus a sponsored Dinner anywhere you want in Abuja.

Me: Really??? 200k!!! Bobby Wire 💰!!!!!!!! The Only guy that is never broke!!

I stood up Like A Boss And said...

Me: Expect your Prove this night and Y"ll b.it.ch.es Better Have my money. No wire transfer, I want it cash with Everyone present

while I walked out of The library I could feel the Heat Around, and I was so confused. I had already called off the Contract with Cindy, Calling Her will make me look cheap and pride is another Factor. I sat down within The school Premises and started calculating my Moves. I Remembered one Man In my place of worship who just Relocated from Onitsha Main Market. His Name is Brother Felix Ekpene. This man Claimed to be A graphic Designer and Video Editor. I was able to trace his number and I called him at Once

Me: Hello Good Morning Sir. This is Brother Victor's last born

Brother Felix: I Remember You. How is Mummy and daddy? Hope Junior your dog Has Recovered.

Me: They Are Fine sir, Junior Recovered two months ago. Sir I Know You Are a Good Video Editor and I Have a Job for you. Can I make A Video of someone and you help me replicate the face and voice to another person??

Brother Felix: My Son...When I was Attending Lectures in Onitsha Main Market, Our Lecturer forgot to teach us That Topic. But I can do Cartoon for you and my wife will do the Voice.

Me: May God Bless all your Efforts Sir but at this point I have to took my left...I will Get Back to you Sir

I was really tensed. Getting her to kiss me is Not The issue but I really wish this deal came right before I cut the Call on her.

my Phone started Vibrating again and it was still Cindy

Me: Hello

Cindy: Where the H.ell have you been. I and my driver have Been outside your Gate for Long now

Me: 😱 OMG I am really sorry. my dad asked me to feel the Gas. I will be there in 5 minutes.

I rushed home within seconds and saw a Black SUV parked outside my Gate. I Horned at the car and she dropped down from the Back seat.

My God! she was modestly Dressed but still looked Breathe taking. She sat in The Passenger seat of my mum's car and said...

Cindy: Big Head, so if i was Truly Inlove with you that's How You will Keep Me Waiting

Me: Cindy it's been a stressful day. Am Here now. Do you want us to go Inside the House or go straight to the Hotel.

Cindy: No let's go inside, it's to early to go and sit down in a Hotel.

We were charting in the Sitting room and she said

Cindy: So This is your House?

Me : Actually it's my dad's, why

Cindy: Because you Don't Behave like your dad is Rich. You Still hustle Around

Me: So you Can be this Sensible? I am proud of you!!! So what was it you wanted to tell me?