The Dating Debuff System

Chapter 1

My name is Michelle, a small-time actress with a pretty face and a kind heart.

Originally, I could have had a sweet romance and shone brightly in the entertainment industry. But to my dismay, at the age of 18, I developed a bizarre condition that made me fart frequently. Whenever I had feelings for a guy, my body seemed to sense it and would start farting uncontrollably. The result was-

During a confession: "Michelle, did you eat something bad? Your farts stink!"

While dating: "Let's break up. I can't stand you farting every time we kiss!"

During a blind date: "Miss Simpson, you have the face of an angel, but I can't be with someone who farts like that."

...

At first, I thought I had some weird digestive issue and sought out famous doctors, but to no avail. Until one day, a voice sounded in my ear.

-Ding Dong

"Hello, host. My name is Alex. You have been bound to a system that makes you fart whenever you fall in love."

"As your relationship progresses, the system will increase the smell and frequency of your farts."

What?! This ridiculous and disgusting system was a first for me. Other people's systems rewarded them with money for completing tasks, and they couldn't be happier. My system, however, rewarded me with stinky farts whenever I fell in love!

The world had truly turned into something beyond my imagination...

"This is not a reward, host. This is your punishment."

Huh? What did I do to deserve such a catastrophic punishment??

The system searched and then played a video for me. In the video, I was bullying a little boy by secretly putting a cockroach in his backpack, scaring him so much that he fell and rolled on the ground.

"After Charlie gave you a resentful look, we bound this system to you, which activated when you turned eighteen."

"As long as he personally forgives you, the system will automatically lift the punishment."

"I just thought he was good-looking and wanted to bully him to get his attention."

"Yes, host, you did successfully get his attention. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here..."

Good grief, after a thorough search, I discovered that Charlie was now a movie star. No wonder I was still a little known artist...

So, I spent a lot of money posting a reward online for real-time updates on the movie star Charlie.

System: "Host, you could have just asked me directly."

"Hmph, I'd rather die than bow to evil forces!"

"Host, perhaps you should look in the mirror. It seems the evil force is you??"

I pretended to be a die-hard fan of Charlie and joined his fan club. Soon, I found out where he lived. To end my stinky fart condition as soon as possible, I rushed to his villa.

Just as I was worrying about how to get in, Charlie appeared in front of me. I immediately dropped to my knees, bowing low to the ground.

System: "Ahem, host, you really don't need to be so... sincere."

Me: "What do you know? This is called striking first to gain the upper hand!"

System: "Yes, I do know, because my name is Alex."

I looked up nervously and stole a glance at Charlie, only to see him frown slightly.

"Charlie? Do you remember me? The one who put a cockroach in your backpack when we were kids, Michelle."

After a moment of silence, the movie star slowly spoke, "Yes, I remember."

Oh my gosh! He really remembered, no wonder I was bound to this damned system.

"Please forgive me. I'll do anything to make it up to you."

I grabbed Charlie's hand and cried bitterly, showcasing my acting skills to the fullest.

System: "Hmm... the host indeed has great acting skills."

Charlie leaned down, seemingly interested.

"Are you serious?"

I nodded vigorously like a bobblehead, "Absolutely!"

"I need a supporting actress for my script. You can take the role."

"Oh, what??" Such a good opportunity??

Charlie walked into the villa without looking back, and I finally came to my senses.

"But you haven't said you forgive me yet!"

System: "Host, it seems you'll have to wait for the next time."

Chapter 2

The next day, my encounter with Charlie made it to the trending topics. The headline read:

--Little known artist kneels to propose to the movie star, a touching scene!

To my astonishment, Charlie actually responded below:

"Yes, I do have a girlfriend."

The information was overwhelming, and I couldn't process it all at once.

"Who is this random person? How dare she hold our movie star's hand!"

"Is it true? Does the movie star really have a girlfriend??"

"It must be true, Charlie admitted it himself."

"Ahhh, I'm heartbroken, boohoo."

"He's taken, I'm not a fan anymore!"

The internet was flooded with discussions and insults about me...

Could this be Charlie's new form of revenge??

To avoid attacks from fervent fans, I disguised myself heavily before going out.

Following the system's prompt, I made a point to queue up early in the morning to buy Charlie's favorite espresso.

As soon as I entered the set, the staff gave me strange looks.

"Is she really the movie star's girlfriend? She looks so ordinary, much worse than Lindsay."

"Exactly, otherwise, why would she need to use connections to get into the crew?"

"I wonder what the movie star sees in her."

Ugh, these people talk worse than a sewer.

Charlie was getting his makeup done for his role, and I eagerly brought him the coffee to curry favor.

"Your Highness, the movie star, please enjoy~"

Charlie merely glanced at it and handed the coffee to Lindsay next to him.

??? This was my hard-earned money from playing bit parts!

System: "Hmm, host, it seems Plan A has failed."

"Are you the Michelle who proposed to Charlie?"

I raised my chin, crossed my arms, and rhythmically tapped my right foot.

Lindsay seemed a bit angry, "Little known artist, such low quality!"

I walked up to her and slowly stuck out my butt.

"Oh~ really? Do you want me to show you what low quality is by letting out a few stinky farts with this butt that can lift a soda bottle?"

Lindsay's face turned green with anger.

System: "Host, I've seen shameless people, but never someone as shameless as you."

Me: "When you're shameless, you're invincible!"

Charlie chuckled lightly, signaled the makeup artist to do my makeup, and then went off to shoot.

During the test shoot, I got close to Charlie.

I had to admit, his face was indeed carefully selected, no wonder so many female fans were infatuated with him.

Even I fell for him, and so-

Pfft, pfft pfft, pfft pfft pfft pfft...

In the dead silent set, in front of dozens of staff members, I let out a series of loud farts.

Oh my god, at that moment, I wished I could disappear into a hole in the ground.

System: "Host, detected your intense feelings for Charlie, rewarding you with a few stinky farts."

Me: "......"

Everyone present looked at me with disdain and mockery.

Lindsay: "Looks like you really are full of hot air, hahaha."

I awkwardly glanced at Charlie, who nonchalantly turned to the side-

Ugh~

The next day, I topped the trending topics again for farting on set.

Great, not only did I fail to get Charlie's forgiveness and rid myself of the farting system, but I also ruined my reputation.

Because of this incident, I holed up at home for several days, too afraid to go out.

With Plan A failed, I decided to move on to Plan B-pester him relentlessly!

When I finally mustered the courage to return to the set, I was told that Charlie had taken sick leave.

"What? Aren't you Charlie's girlfriend? He didn't even tell you this?"

Lindsay looked at me coldly with a mocking tone.

"I think you're like a stale cup of tea, an old bitch."

Lindsay was furious upon hearing this. I walked closer to her, pretending to unleash my stinky fart trick, and she ran away in a hurry.

Looks like this farting system isn't completely useless after all.

I arrived outside Charlie's villa, only to realize I didn't have his entry code.

I smirked mischievously: "Alex, as the system, you should have the private information of the task target, right?"

System: "Host, what you're doing is illegal."

Me: "Are you going to give it to me or not? If not, I'll mess you up so bad your own mother won't recognize you."

The system pondered for a moment, "Hmm, technically it's not allowed, but I'm a system without principles."

Chapter 3

Under my insistence, the system obediently gave me the password.

Huh? The password is actually my birthday?!

What on earth is Charlie doing??

I entered the villa, and the front gate was unlocked.

I pushed the door open and walked in, only to see Charlie sleeping on the sofa.

His eyes were tightly shut, his eyelashes occasionally flu