Pleasuring Her In Bed

Cursing under her breath, struggling with the lock until she managed to get the key to turn and the door to open, Ashley let herself inside her boyfriend Josh's apartment. She knew that he wasn't home yet, but she wasn't there for him. It was Nick, Josh's roommate, that Ashley needed to talk to.

Giving the stupid lock one last withering glance, Ashley closed the door and turned around. It seemed like the apartment was empty, which it shouldn't be. She was about to call out for Nick when she heard a deep moan coming from down the hallway. Another unmistakable sound followed, that of flesh slapping rhythmically against naked flesh.

"Of course..." Ashley sighed, rolling her eyes in resignation and running her slender fingers through her honey blonde hair, messing up her pixie cut. "I should have known they'd be at it, as usual."

While the sounds of unrestrained humping got louder, Ashley walked into the living room and sat down on the couch. Crossing her arms under her perky tits, she slumped back and grumbled: "I guess I'll just have to wait until Nick is done fucking Mia in the ass..."

In the last few months, after she got together with Josh, Ashley had come to know her boyfriend's roommate pretty well. From the moment she first saw him, Nick had struck her as very weird, but in a good way. Bookish, tall and lanky, with his mop of unruly brown hair and his thick nerdy glasses, Nick was the very opposite of her athletic, trendy, perfectly groomed Josh. Still, Nick had grown on her, without much trying on his part either. That was what struck Ashley the most about him: Nick was a total loner, so quiet and unassuming, still he left a strong, lingering impression.

Beside being very smart, Nick was gifted with a disarming sense of humor that never failed to make Ashley smile. He was doing a PhD in Philosophy of all things, which baffled an Econ major like Ashley no end. Still, Nick was surprisingly down-to-earth, eerily perceptive and refreshingly open-minded in ways that, she had to admit, Josh could never be. Nick's intriguing vibe was further amplified by the fact that he had a steady fuck buddy, his buxom raven-haired friend Mia. Ashley was struck dumb when Nick told her in passing that the main event of his encounters with Mia was anal sex.

Nick and Mia had met during their freshman year, when they 'sort of dated' for a while, as they put it, before Mia started to explore her lesbian dispositions. That didn't prevent them from staying good friends though, bound by ties of true affection as they were. Besides, although Mia was into girls, as she herself told Ashley, she was unable to give up the one thing she absolutely loved about sex with guys: assfucking. Mia's passion for sodomy and Nick's willingness to fulfill her anal needs led to their agreement, which lasted for years and was still working as intended, to their mutual satisfaction. And yet, despite the matter-of-fact way in which Nick and Mia described it to her, Ashley soon realized that their ongoing relationship was far from being just about sex.

Ashley had learned all of this on the very first day she met Nick, when he introduced Mia as his 'incomparable buttfuck buddy, among other things' as if it was the most natural thing in the world. A sultry, snickering Mia immediately confirmed what Ashley had assumed was a joke on Nick's part, leaving the blonde mind-blown. In time, Ashley's initial shock faded and she accepted the situation as a particularly weird side of Nick's general weirdness. She also became good friends with Mia.

The voluptuous brunette's flirtatious attitude embarrassed Ashley at first, but she couldn't deny that it was flattering to be the object of Mia's attentions and frequent compliments. In truth, beside the undeniable thrill she felt coursing through her slim body whenever Mia's pale blue gaze lingered on her, Ashley genuinely liked Mia. She admired the brunette's confidence, actually envying the carefree way in which Mia expressed her sexuality and enjoyed it without hypocrisy nor guilt. As far as Ashley was concerned, the only relatively bad thing about Nick's buttfuck buddy was the fact that Josh drooled over her large tits and bouncy ass all the time, but that was Josh's fault entirely.

As she sat on the couch, her ears echoing with Mia's and Nick's lustful groans, Ashley couldn't help but grin. It was ironic that she should have come to talk to Nick about something that his assfucking sessions with Mia had inspired in the first place.

According to Mia, there was nothing like the unique feel of a big hard cock thrusting into her anus, stretching and filling her asshole with its meaty thickness and finally pumping her rectum full of cum, all of which, Mia insisted, no dildo in the world could ever replace. Ashley listened to Mia and Nick discussing the joys of anal sex countless times, as did Josh, who had been pestering Ashley about letting him fuck her in the ass pretty much non-stop for months. Not a day went by without Josh sulking about the fact that a scrawny nerd like Nick was sodomizing a knockout like Mia on a regular basis without even having to be her boyfriend, therefore getting plenty of ass and none of the hassles of an actual legit relationship.

Ashley's sculpted, delicate features were marred by a scowl as she tried to dismiss from her mind the endless arguments that unfailingly originated from Josh's every blunt request for anal sex. "If only he wasn't such a moron about it..." Ashley sighed.

The sad thing was that Ashley had become very interested in anal sex too, but she resented the fact that Josh considered it some sort of duty she had to perform in exchange for his putting up with her as her boyfriend. That was so unfair, Ashley thought, feeling insecure and nervous. In her darkest moments, she had even found herself wondering if Josh might be right after all, if she was indeed such a bitch that she had to somehow compensate him by letting him have her ass. That was pretty much how Josh put it anyway.

"No," Ashley whispered to herself, shaking her head firmly. "I'm not a bitch. Nick doesn't think so, and he's way smarter than me and Josh put together. And Mia agrees too."

A thin, resigned smile appeared on Ashley's lips and she relaxed, letting out a long sigh. One way or another, the solution to her fights with Josh would come the next day, when she would offer him her virgin asshole as a birthday present. It was a way to bury the hatchet once and for all, Ashley knew, but it was also something that, in all honesty, she desperately wanted to try. She simply couldn't keep denying herself anal sex just because Josh was asking for it in the worst possible way.

While the lascivious sounds echoing from the hall got even louder, Ashley's mind went back to the last week, which she had spent training her tiny forbidden hole with a buttplug to get herself ready for her anal deflowering. Recalling the many surprisingly intense orgasms she had brought herself to by flicking her clit while carefully sliding the tapered plastic toy into her clingy anus, Ashley found herself rubbing her legs together under her light skirt, a warm wave of arousal radiating from her groin. Her pointy bra-less tits were heaving in time with her labored breath and her nipples were hard and sticking out painfully against her tight cotton top as she relived the details of how wonderfully she had cum each time she touched her clit while the buttplug stretched out her tight, sensitive asshole.

Without thinking, Ashley brought her hand between her legs and reached beneath her skirt until her fingertips met her underwear. Her panties were sopping wet and wedged into the smooth cleft of her pussy, the soaked fabric grating teasingly against her puffy labia and stimulating her engorged clit.

"Damn it, Nick and Mia..." Ashley murmured as she slowly circled her pussy mound through her panties, trembling under her own touch, biting her lips as she whimpered softly. Then, snickering, she swiftly got up and reasoned: "Well, I guess I might as well have a closer look. Just to learn some moves from a pro."

An impish grin brightened Ashley's face as she padded down the hallway, getting closer to Mia's husky moans and Nick's muffled grunts. Her heart was drumming crazily in her ears and her pussy was on fire as Ashley stopped right outside Nick's bedroom. Hiding in the shadows, she tilted her head to the side and gazed past the half-open door.

Even though she knew what was going on in there and she had heard them have anal sex before, Ashley had never actually seen Nick and Mia assfucking. In fact, she had never seen anyone have sex at all, except in pornos. Still, not even the anal videos she had been watching recently could have prepared her: what Ashley saw took her breath away.

With her head thrown back in pleasure and her long black hair flowing wildly across her arched back, Mia was riding Nick's cock cowgirl style, taking him deep in her ass. Sitting on the edge of his bed, his face buried in the soft jiggling valley of Mia's cleavage, Nick was slurping and sucking away at the curvy brunette's puffy nipples while she held his head pressed into her jugs, her fingers tugging at his messy hair. As Mia bounced her round bubble-butt up and down on his thick boner, Nick kneaded her fleshy asscheeks, sinking his fingers avidly in her plump juicy rump. As lost as he seemed in his voracious tit-worship, Nick never missed a bit as he humped his impressive cock up into Mia's stretched-out asshole. The way he kept thrusting into her rectum in perfect sync with her slamming downward plunges proved how practiced Mia and Nick were in the art of sodomy.

Ashley's eyes bugged out and she quickly brought a hand to her mouth to silence herself before a gasp of shock betrayed her presence. Her whole svelte frame was shaking with excitement. Nothing had ever looked as insanely hot as the vision of Mia's dilated pink sphincter wrapped tightly around Nick's pistoning shaft. And it must feel incredible too, Ashley realized, judging by the unrestrained groans of pleasure escaping Mia's mouth every time she slid her butt-ring all the way down Nick's pole until her luscious ass clapped against his thighs, over and over again.

For a few minutes, Ashley lost track of time. Her senses were overloaded. The smell of sex and the sounds of the rutting couple's lustful sodomy enhanced the mind-blowing visual of Mia impaling her ass on that massive cock while Nick devoured her jutting tits and bucked his girthy boner into her anus with relentless butt-splitting strokes. Aroused beyond description, Ashley reached a hand between her legs and pulled her soaked panties to the side. In a daze, her eyes glued to Mia's cock-stuffed asshole, Ashley started fingering herself. Her mind was empty of all thoughts except the need to give relief to her tingling pussy. Ashley bit her lips as she sawed two then three fingers in and out of her dripping slit, trying to match Mia and Nick's reckless buttfucking tempo.

Ashley's pussy was drooling juices all over her crotch when she heard Mia gasp throatily: "I'm close, baby... Uuhh yeah, fuck my ass harder... Oooh I'm cumming, baby! Uuhh fuck fuck fuuuck!"

Pressing her thumb to her clit and rubbing away with abandon, Ashley watched slack-jawed as Mia slammed her bouncy dick-crammed ass forcefully down on Nick's shaft one last time before sitting there, skewered on his pole, shivering all over with his fat cockmeat packed balls-deep inside her anus. Mia's cries of release almost drowned out Nick's tit-muffled grunts.

"Mmpfhh Miaaa... You're squeezing me so good, I'm gonna cum! Aaahhh I love your ass!"

A hot wave of pleasure crashed over Ashley as she watched Nick's ballsack tightening while Mia's sphincter kept clenching and unclenching around the thick root of his throbbing cock. The thought of Nick's spurting semen filling the depths of Mia's rectum made Ashley's lust-addled mind spin, triggering her climax. Ashley had to fight not to cry out as she came hard, her thumb circling her clit and her fingers buried all the way in her dripping slit. Panting as quietly as possible, Ashley was weak in the knees as she enjoyed her secret orgasm. While her girl-cum gushed on her digits and drenched her crotch, trickling down her shapely thighs, Ashley's hazel eyes stayed focused on Mia and Nick. They were basking in the afterglow, their arms wrapped around each other's sweaty body, their lips locked in a deep, passionate soulkiss.

Ashley had to strangle another gasp of shock when Mia lifted her plump bubble-butt and slowly let Nick's twitching boner slip out of her dilated anus with a lewd slurp followed by the wet thwacking sound of Nick's fat cock slapping against his abdomen. Pushing Nick down on his back, Mia smiled and leaned forward. Pressing her heavy tits against his chest, she kissed Nick languidly, resuming their make out session. While they kissed, the buxom brunette reached her hands back to spread her round asscheeks apart. Wiggling her fleshy rump, she positioned her gaping cum-oozing orifice right above Nick's softening but still impressive dick, letting his seed drip directly on his shaft.

Watching Nick's thick pearly semen dribble out of Mia's slowly shrinking asshole to pool all over his cock was insanely erotic to Ashley, but not as erotic as the sight of Mia suddenly breaking their lip-lock to kneel between Nick's legs, a devilish grin on her pouty lips. Ashley's nectar-slick digits involuntarily resumed diddling her clit as she stared wide-eyed at Mia lapping up a shiny glob of cum from Nick's purple glans before taking his seed-glazed cock between her lips. Humming with joy as she went ass to mouth on him, Mia slurped and sucked on Nick's dickmeat and then licked clean his spunk-splattered abdomen, hungrily retrieving every last trace of sperm she found.

It was while the wanton brunette turned her head to scoop up a stray dollop of cum from Nick's low-hanging balls that Mia and Ashley's gazes met. Ashley felt cold all over as she realized that Mia's smoky blue eyes were fixed on her. For a second the slim blonde felt on the verge of panic, ashamed and terrified and unable to think. She definitely didn't expect Mia's surprised stare to turn into a complicit wink as she kept nursing on Nick's slippery shaft with renewed vigor. The image of Mia's cocksucking lips slowly curling up in a dick-stretched smile remained etched in Ashley's mind as she stepped back in the shadows of the hall and silently retreated to the living room.

The next twenty minutes felt agonizingly slow to Ashley, who sat on the couch fidgeting while trying to settle her thumping heartbeat and quick breathing. Despite having just cum, or maybe because of the circumstances of her climax, her pussy was still dripping wet and in need of further attention. Ashley fought with her arousal and guilt while in the background she could hear Mia and Nick go through their post-assfuck ritual of cuddling while playing a couple of cheesy pop punk tunes by one of those obscure bands from the nineties that they both liked so much. A shower together followed, as usual, and Ashley sat through it all, nervously twiddling her thumbs.

While she waited on the couch, a stinging sense of jealousy emerged from Ashley's emotional turmoil as she realized how intimate and close Mia and Nick were, more so than any formally definable couple she could think of. "More than me and Josh for sure..." she heard herself mumble.

The sounds of the bathroom door opening then closing, followed by a girly giggle and some murmuring in the hallway, snapped Ashley out of her bitter reverie and warned her that Mia and Nick were done with their shower. She had regained most of her composure when, a couple of minutes later, Mia made her appearance.

"Hey, Ash," Mia greeted her in her lazy, husky voice. Tied back in a ponytail, her long black hair was still shining wet from the shower. Her pale face was glowing and her whole voluptuous body radiated that satisfied, freshly-fucked vibe that she got after her every visit to Nick's bedroom.

"Hi, Mia," the slim blonde replied, her cheeks burning under Mia's smirking stare. Ashley felt too embarrassed to meet Mia's eyes, so she lowered her gaze. She regretted it immediately: the sight of her friend's ample cleavage squeezed inside her blue tank top didn't help attenuate Ashley's nervousness at all. She was biting her lips while Mia walked in front of her, her bouncy jeans-clad bubble-butt swaying before Ashley's flushed face as the brunette came to sit right beside her.

"So," Mia purred, tilting her head as she patted Ashley's arm and scooted closer to her on the couch, "you look like you enjoyed the show, eh Ash?"

"Uhm, yeah about that," Ashley stammered apologetically, "I didn't mean to... Well, I sort of did, in a way, but... Oh my god, that didn't come out right, did it? I'm sorry, it's just..."

Nick's deep, calm voice came to her rescue. "Hey Ash! I didn't hear you coming in," he said, stepping inside the room wearing just his glasses, a pair of striped boxers and a faded Dead Kennedys T-shirt. "Didn't Josh tell you? They're having all the interns stay in late today. I assume one of them will be chosen to be sacrificed to their Evil Lawyer Overlord as soon as darkness falls."

"Yeah, he told me," Ashley chuckled, glad to change the subject. "But I actually came to talk to you, Nick, about Josh's birthday tomorrow."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: you're way too good for that jerk, honey," Mia declared, softly caressing her blonde friend's forearm from wrist to elbow one last time before standing up to leave. "Well, time to go. I'll let you guys talk. I gotta swing by my place and I'm already late for class as it is. And I blame you for that, you know!" she finished, pressing herself against Nick and poking her forefinger into his chest.

"Oh, really?" Nick grinned, wrapping his long arms around Mia's waist and caressing her plump juicy ass as she hugged him tight and joined her lips with his in a tender parting smooch. "Should I remind you the exact sequence of events that led to your being late right now?"

Laughing throatily at Nick's teasing, reaching her hand low to cup his cock through his boxers, Mia shrugged: "Fine, I guess we could share the blame after all."

"That seems fair," Nick nodded, "but if you want we can analyze this more thoroughly later. Around dinner time, maybe?"

"Deal. I'll even bring pizza," Mia added, disentangling her curvy frame from Nick's embrace and strutting her way to the door. "See you, guys!"

Once they were alone, Nick took Mia's seat by Ashley's side. "So," he said, "what about Josh's party? Any change of plans or are we still going to that ridiculous wine bar he likes?"

"No, no change of plans. I just wanted to, uhm, surprise him... I was thinking of waiting for him here when he gets back from work tomorrow, before he's supposed to come pick me up for the party and, well..." she trailed off nervously as she met Nick's penetrating, intense brown eyes. "I kind of need you not to be here when that happens, Nick. I have to be alone when Josh gets here, to give him my, uhm, gift, I guess you could call it, so..."

"No problem, I won't be here," Nick replied. "My Ethics professor has organized a conference about Kierkegaard with this Danish writer around that time, and I'm pretty much forced to go. In fact, I might get to the party a bit late but I'll meet you there as soon as possible."

"Okay. Thanks a lot, Nick."

He just smiled and nodded, always keeping his scrutinizing gaze on her. Then, as if he was reading Ashley's thoughts through her bright hazel eyes, he added: "So you're letting him fuck you in the ass tomorrow, uh. That's quite the birthday present, Ash."

Ashley gasped and her face turned beet red. "What!? I... Jeez, Nick, how did you even know?!"

"I didn't, not until a moment ago," Nick shrugged, pushing his glasses up on his nose with his forefinger. "You just confirmed some suspicions I've had for a while now, since I heard you guys fight about it for the hundredth time, more or less. These thin walls and Josh's awful habit of bellowing away at you are a very bad combination, as far as keeping things quiet goes."

Ashley couldn't help but snicker along with Nick. "Yeah, I guess you're right. It's hardly a secret..."

"Are you sure about this, Ash? You don't look too happy."

"I don't know, Nick," she exhaled, sinking back into the couch. His presence beside her calmed her and got her in the mood to talk. Staring into space, she let the words flow. "I do want to try anal, and god knows Josh does too, he bugs me about it all the time... Plus, things haven't been exactly great between us lately, so I figured maybe this will help patch it all up again. I just wish we had what you and Mia have. You two always look so happy and relaxed together and you're not even... I mean the two of you aren't... Uhm... I'm sorry, Nick, this is really none of my business."

"It's okay," Nick smiled, "but you should know that Mia and I are in love. That's what makes things work."

"Wait, what?!" Ashley said, shocked about how casually Nick was revealing his true feelings for Mia. "But... She has girlfriends! I thought you two were just fuck buddies. Well, and friends too, sure, but, I mean... In love?!"

Nick was calm as he replied: "Over the years, Mia has had a single one-night stand, which was technically a threesome since I was there too, and three girlfriends, who were warned that Mia and I would still be doing what we do. Whenever Mia was asked to choose, she always chose to keep having what she has with me and she dumped whoever wanted her to leave me. I'm not sure one hundred percent, of course, but everything tells me that Mia and I are in love. I feel that way at least, and it seems like she does too. Besides, how could this thing we have go so well otherwise?"

Ashley was shocked as she muttered: "Why are you telling me this? Why now?"

"To explain that giving up your ass to someone who doesn't appreciate you isn't the solution to your problem. Josh isn't in love with you, Ash, and he doesn't love you either," Nick tersely stated, reaching for her slender fingers and holding them in his warm palm. Pinned to the couch by his unwavering gaze, too stunned to reply, Ashley just stared back in wonder into Nick's deep brown eyes. "Mia is right. He doesn't deserve you, but you do deserve better. It's as simple as that."

In the long silence that followed, Ashley had to fight back the unbidden tears that were swelling in her eyes. It was indescribably hard for her not to break down completely right there and then. When she found her voice, it was shaky and weak, coming in between short choking breaths: "Why are you telling me all of this, Nick? It's not fair... I'm trying to make things work and... Just why?!"

"I didn't mean to upset you, Ash, and I'm really sorry if I did," he said, squeezing her tiny hand with his long fingers. "But I just had to tell you. And yes, it's not fair, but almost nothing ever is. The good news is, it's true. Well, at the very least it's my subjective perception of what we collectively define as 'truth', but, since such perception is the closest approximation to any general supposedly shared concept of verisimilitude that I can ever hope to gather and express..."

"Oh my god, Nick!" Ashley shouted, interrupting his rant before he got even more tangled up in it. She was half exasperated and half glad, mildly irritated and yet deeply relieved to see Nick being Nick. "Come on," she laughed, "this is really not the time to go all Sheldon Cooper on me!"

Nick smiled as he replied: "Oh yeah, since you mentioned it, I'm afraid you'll have to catch me up on The Big Bang Theory sometime. I stopped paying attention to that show a couple of seasons ago. It used to be so much fun, but these days I just stare at the screen and try to sleep with my eyes open whenever Mia wants to watch it. Just don't tell her, please."

Ashley couldn't help but burst out laughing. Nick joined her and soon the heavy mood weighing on her lifted. Looking into his bespectacled, handsome face, Ashley felt a surge of emotion for this strange, unique guy that she had met so randomly but on whose opinions and counsel she had come to rely so much. Without thinking, she threw herself at Nick and hugged him tightly, clutching at his tall wiry body. It made her smile to feel him embrace her warmly in kind.

"Now that's something the real Sheldon wouldn't do so easily!" Ashley giggled.

"That's his loss, hugs are the best!" Nick quipped, making them both laugh. "So, are you gonna be okay? I'm sorry you felt bad, but I just had to tell you this. I care too much about you to stay silent."

"It's okay, Nick, I actually like your honesty a lot. I always know that, whatever you say, it's never bullshit. We're good," she nodded before squaring her slim shoulders and saying: "I'd better go now."

"You sure? You can stay here as much as you want, and Mia will be back later too. With pizza!"

"No, it's fine," Ashley said, standing up to leave, feeling tingly and fuzzy as she let go of Nick's hand. "I'm not really in the mood, but thanks. Don't tell Josh I came by, okay?"

"Of course," Nick nodded.

As she opened the door, Ashley turned to see Nick sitting on the couch, looking her way and comically waving goodbye. There was a smile on Ashley's lips as she left the apartment.

*****

Nick was late for Josh's party, but he didn't care. He had agreed to go just because he knew that Mia and Ashley would be there too. Still, he hated the idea of having to spend the evening at a wine bar full of Josh's law school buddies, fellow interns and other future lawyer types. It was with no guilt whatsoever that Nick had chosen to come back to the apartment to take a nice shower before heading out to the party, and so what if it meant getting there much later than he was supposed to.

Snickering as he once again tricked the rusty old lock into opening smoothly on the first try, Nick let himself in. As soon as the door swung shut behind him, he knew something was wrong. According to Nick's estimations, Ashley should have given Josh his undeserved birthday present by then and they should be both at the bar, Josh drinking with a shit-eating grin and Ashley sitting uncomfortably, regretting losing her anal virginity to him. Nobody was supposed to be home. But clearly that wasn't the case.

The wracking sobs coming from the living room were unmistakable to Nick. He was only mildly surprised when he saw Ashley curled up dejectedly on the couch, hugging her knees and crying her eyes out. She was wearing a flimsy pink babydoll that did nothing to hide her ripe perky tits and a pair of matching see-through thong panties. The vision of Ashley's smooth pussy and the tiny tuft of blonde pubic hair on her mound distracted Nick for a second, but her desperate whimpering kept him focused.

"Ash," he said softly, nearing the couch, "it's okay, I'm here now."

"Go away, Nick..." Ashley sobbed, raising her head to look at him with puffy, tear-filled eyes. "Just leave me alone, I wanna be alone now, please..."

Knowing better, Nick ignored Ashley's words and sat beside her. She flinched when he wrapped his arms around her naked shoulders. Ashley resisted for just one moment when Nick pulled her gently to him, then she let out a loud sigh and relaxed, allowing him to hold her in his embrace. For a while, Ashley just cried and cried, her face pressed into Nick's shirt while he ran his hands along her arms and through her short blonde hair. Nick said nothing, he just hugged her and soothed her while she let it all out.

Finally, Ashley raised her head and faced Nick. Her lips were still quivering but her expression seemed focused enough as she murmured: "You were right about Josh... He didn't deserve me... The bastard was cheating on me!"

Another bout of crying followed before Ashley managed to calm down and speak again. While Nick handed her tissues and listened, she told him all about her awful evening, how she had been waiting for Josh practically naked in his bedroom, ready to gift him with her virgin ass. Too bad that when he got home from work, Josh did so with another woman.

"She's like forty or something! She's a partner at the law firm, a real badass litigator of some kind... Anyway, they were laughing and guess what he was telling her while they made out in the hall?"

Nick shrugged and kept wiping the last tears from Ashley's delicate, sculpted cheekbones.

"He was telling her that he hoped she brought the lube because he was gonna fuck her in the ass even harder than last time! That's when he opened the door and they stumbled into his room, all giggly and horny, and there I was, dressed like this, ready to give that cheating MILF-banging idiot my anal cherry! After all the crap he gave me about it, after making me believe that it was all my fault if our relationship was broken, it turns out that he was cheating on me with that fake-titted intern-fucking whore-faced boss of his all along! He didn't even try to defend himself or apologize to me.