I am currently at the bar and have been talking a lot. How is it possible that I caught my boyfriend, Owen, having an affair?
At the age of 323, I'm still beautiful and sexy. Since I was cursed, my appearance has been frozen at 18 years old. So, despite being older than your grandparents, I am still beautiful.
"Oh, Ma'am Jm, it seems like I saw you just the other day. You're here again?! Is it Daddy Owen again?" Kenley asked. Always very gossipy.
I always laugh at him when I drink at The East Bar. He's a bartender. He's good at mixing, that's why I always come here.
"Yes, and here it is again, broken as always. Another one, fill me with your strong drink here." I ordered from Kenley, who is gay.
This is where Owen, my ex-boyfriend, and I met at The East, so Kenley knows our history. He also knows ho5w I dated Owen.
For your information, Owen answered me. He's just foolish, and he even cheated on me.
"Oh, ma'am, you're drunk again. I can't take you outside anymore because I will work overtime here. We don't have my mind." Kenley said, and he rolled his eyes at me.
It's good that he has a boyfriend. I'm having a hard time; I always feel left behind. When I'm not tricked, they get bored with me. It could be more pleasant. Let them come together.
"Yes, this is my payment. You can keep the change. He will leave you too, damn you!" I shouted at Kenley and placed the payment on the table.
For him, nothing lasts forever! Just because I'm immortal doesn't mean I'm destined to be alone forever.
I left the bar. I can feel that my walk is awkward now. But even though I try to forget everything, alcohol still doesn't provide me with any relief.
"Here I am again, with no plans. I guess I haven't done anything meaningful in life." I complain to myself.
I was awkwardly walking to my vintage Jaguar car. It's just a wild name, just like the owner.
Just so you know, losers, I'm rich. As I have lived for a long time, have I been unable to establish anything? I admit that I'm a bit stupid, but I'm smart. What? I'm really drunk.
"Why am I even talking to myself? Damn, what a crazy immortal I am." I talked to myself and laughed.
No matter how hard I tried to make myself happy, nothing worked. As long as I've been alive, I haven't been married even once. Everyone leaves me. They are all flirtatious, dick-
"Oh, dick!"
I was surprised when a girl suddenly approached me, begging. Poor her. She's still cute, even though he's messy.
"Sister, Can I have a coin?" She said it with a snort as she hugged me.
Wow, what a cute kid. I took out my wallet to give him money when he suddenly grabbed it.
"Hey, give it back! I have something cute. You're cute!"
That's good luck if you're fortunate!
I left my wallet with the boy. Can I have the money? I already have everything I want to buy.
I own a car, a house, and a company, and I have plenty of food stocks, but I have no boyfriend.
I got into my Jaguar and reflected. What if I try to kill myself again? I haven't tried it in years. Maybe this time it will work. Being immortal up to this point, I desperately want peace. I mean to rest in peace.
I drove straight without stopping. I am still determining where I'm going.
I remember that my favorite place to hang out was on the bridge. It may be good to die memorably.
Even if I'm not dying, I still want to try. Most of the time, I experience body pain. It's frustrating being immortal.
In movies, villains often seek immortality. Don't they know it's boring? You may feel like returning, but there's nothing you can do.
My loved ones have left me all alone. I have no one but myself. I hope to succeed in my plan now. I hope so.
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I am currently at the bridge. For the nth time, I will attempt to kill myself again.
Here I am again. I'm not in the right mind. I guess I'm really stupid. I just want to rest. But no matter what I do, I will not die. It's a gift, but at the same time, it's also a curse.
If I'm not injured, I'm crippled. Why? Because I am a freaking cursed, beautiful immortal.
I finished the last bottle of this red wine that I stole from the supermarket. Well, of course, before I die, I want to try to steal first so my life can thrill.
"Damn, let's do this yourself," I said before standing up and taking a position on the edge of the bridge.
Even though I've killed myself several times, I'm still nervous.
In 2003, I tried to jump off the ship I was on. Instead of falling into the sea, I fell into an alley, so in the end, I'm still alive, just bald.
Killian's POV:
I was driving to my condo when I noticed a Jaguar parked on the bridge. I slowed down to take pictures of the car because it was gorgeous. I love cars more than women.
I was taking pictures when I suddenly captured a woman sitting on the bridge. I froze momentarily, realizing that she was out of her mind.
"Okay, self, let's jump on the count of 3, game."
"One"
"Two"
"Thr–"
Shit! This woman will jump! With great haste, I exited my vehicle after promptly removing my underwear.
"Oh, shit! What are you? Why did you stop me?"She shouted.
What the hell was that? Shit? Butt?
"Are you out of your mind, miss?! Are you going to kill yourself?!" I also shouted back to her.
I almost couldn't catch her. Damn! I feel responsible for the death of this girl.
"I'm going to do cartwheels. Isn't it obvious!?"
Seriously? This woman is beyond my patience, damn.
"You crazy? Are you okay? Hey!"
What the? Did she pass out, or was she just pretending that she died? She's smirking like an angry pitbull.
Damn, this girl still smells like alcohol. How can I bring her back to her house? I don't know where her house is. I might get sued if I throw her here.
Hmm, but she needs to compensate me for saving her first. Her Jaguar car could do that. It also looks brand new, adding to my collection of vintage cars.
I picked her up and placed her in the car's front seat. It's a Carsova sports car, so there is no back seat.
I dialed my secretary's number to pick up my new car.
"Sir Killian, why?" He asked on the other end of the line.
Why does it sound like someone is moaning? This man is lewd.
"Pick up my new Jaguar car at *toot* Bridge now. And please, stop playing around. I heard someone moaning." I said before I ended the call.
How gross this man is! Maybe one of them will have AIDS later. I will change my secretary later.
I drove to the Anglo Hotel, where my condo is. It's very close to the bridge from here.
I'm busy driving when I faintly hear someone feeling nauseous.
"Hey, miss. Are you okay? Why are you?"
"Uwakkk!"
What the fuck? She vomited! My car smells so bad; it's dirty now. Damn!
"Shit! Shit! Are you out of your mind!? You'll clean this up when you wake up, goddamnit!" I exhaled.
This woman, with a thick face, even made a peace sign! You're dead to me. You don't have a car tomorrow!
*a few minutes later*
"Finally!" We have also arrived at the Anglo Hotel. I got out of my car and opened the passenger seat.
"Do you think you're lucky? Call a saint because you're dead to me tomorrow!" I shouted at her, but she was still sleeping. What a drunken woman!
I carried her like a sack into the hotel. Had she vomited on her clothes, I might have been forced to drag her into the hotel, which would have been an absolute horror.
I took the elevator to the 16th floor, where my condo is. I had already typed the password before entering. She's so heavy for a little girl!
I laid her down on the sofa before entering my room. Feeling lucky, not even in her sweetest dreams. I will not let anyone sleep in my room.
I'm sleepy because of the work I did in the office earlier. I looked at the heavy woman again when I noticed something.
"Is that the tribal tattoo?"Why do you have that? You're not normal; that's why you smell different. Now that you can't escape from me, I will bring you back from the University." I said.
Maybe she escaped from the University and entered the portal to get to the human world. You're dead to me now, woman. We're going back tomorrow.
"Fuck, my head hurts."
I just woke up and felt like I was banging my head. Damn, I drank yesterday. What a life.
Then I remembered that I was on the bridge yesterday. I was about to jump when someone stopped me. Daddy Cean–
"Oh my gosh! Where am I? Help! I've been kidnapped!" I screamed and stood up on the couch.
I'm confused. What the hell did I do? I still can't remember everything! Gosh, I'm not going to drink anymore!
"Oh my, didn't he get my flower?!" I screamed.
I was drunk, and then I went with someone I didn't know. What if he is a rapist or not a thief? Maybe a kidnapper or a trafficker? Damn, dead!
"You're making noise early in the morning. What are you talking about there!?" Daddy Cean shouted at me.
This person would make an ideal boyfriend. My mind is filthy, and the handsomeness is daks-erase.
"Hey, Cean, what have you done to me? I feel so harassed, and I also feel like my left kidney is missing." I asked him.
Well, it doesn't matter if he's handsome! If my husband is like that as well, don't do it. My beauty will be wasted when I'm with him. I will look old.
"Excuse me, what? My name isn't Cean! I didn't do anything to you. Maybe you did something to me last night." He said it with a smirk.
What did I do last night? Oh my God, it's so embarrassing.
"Please tell me, Cean, did we do anything last night? You know, deflowering?" I asked him. Damn, please say no!
"I told you I'm not Cean! You should be ashamed. You're not my type! Think of what you did yesterday!" He shouted at me.
He said, "I'm not his type." I'm so gorgeous, duh!
Killian's POV:
That woman is so loud! She can't be shut up. I should have left her on the road last night. Damn.
I was about to leave her in the living room while thinking and heading to the kitchen when I saw her tribal tattoo once again. It was located in the middle of her right collarbone.
"Did you run away from the University? You have no escape now because I am the principal's son, woman." I said, waking up.
Did she think she was running away from her? She's worried that her happy vacation here in the Middle World is over.
She will face punishment from the student council if it is discovered that a student has run away.
"Huh? University, your face, I'm not studying anymore!" She shouted.
Did she think she could fool me? In her dreams.
I approached her as she was moving away. There is only one thing I need to know: whether my suspicion is true.
"Don't come near. I know martial arts!" She said this and flexed her muscles.
Her face was priceless; she looked constipated!
I kept getting closer and closer until she couldn't get away. I need to do it quickly because she might overtake me.
"I told you not to come near me!" He shouted.
She threw the vase onto the table in my direction. Tsk, wrong move, woman.
When the vase hit me, I glitched. One of our powers. Poor woman. Maybe she is a healer and is at a low level of manta.
"Fuck, are you the son of a projector!? How did you do that!?" She asked out loud.
Is she an idiot? As if this were the first time she had just seen my power. We are so scattered in the University that our group often rehearses in the activity area.
Jazlene's POV:
"Fuck, are you the son of a projector!? How did you do that!?" I shouted questions.
Son of a shit! As I have lived here for a very long time, this is the first time I have seen it!
I don't know if I'm still drunk or if I'm just seeing things. What's wrong with him?
I scanned his body to see how he could do that. It could be that there are other living beings apart from an immortal like me. Maybe he is of the same race as San Goku. He can also teleport.
"Hey, admit it, how are you related to San Goku? Maybe you're also a Saiyan, right? I wouldn't be surprised if you could fly! "However, for your information, my beauty is indifferent to the nature of your abilities!" I mustered up the courage to shout at him.
Did he think he could beat me? No way on the highway; he won't affect me. I'm an immortal with a very beautiful face and a sexy body. I might be able to charm him and make him run away.
"Enough for chit-chats, woman. It's time to go back to the University." He said this as he reached for something in his pocket.
I had already set up an eagle post and was ready to attack when he threw white glitter in my face.
"Hatching! What the fuck? Why did you throw glitter at me? You're dead to me, shi-"
I couldn't continue what I would say as I slowly fell to the floor. It turns out that he is not related to San Goku. I think Tinker Bell is his mother.
"Sleep well, noisy woman. Sleeping dust covered you. Now, I'm sure." Daddy Cean said.
Before I completely lost consciousness, I saw him walking away. My god, maybe he will sell me!
"Sleep well, noisy woman. Sleeping dust covered you, now I'm sure." I whispered while looking at her body lying on the floor.
That being said, this is probably one of the stubbornest students at the University. People who like to take cutting-edge classes, so they don't learn anything.
I went to the kitchen to make coffee. I like the aroma of black coffee in the morning.
I'm done preparing my coffee and about to drink it when someone calls.
"Nice timing; who is it?" I answered the call on my cell phone.
Who's this motherfucker? It's an unregistered number. Don't tell me this is Demetrius or Shuji trying to make a prank call.
"Hello, is this Mr. Killian D. East?" A woman on the other line asked.
Hmm, it could be one of the University people. They soon found out that I already had that stubborn woman.
"Yes, speaking, what do you need?" I answered who was bothering me and drank the coffee.
"This is Ms. Xian Ru, your father's secretary. Your father is calling you here at the University. It is about another problem the council is facing." Answered by Ms. Xing on the other line.
Maybe it's because of the students. Yeah, right, what else?
"Ok, tell him I'll be there before dinner with a guest," I said to Ms. Fei before hanging up. Tsk, you're dead now, woman.
A few hours later.
It's getting late now, and we're getting close to the University. I've been waking her for a while, but she doesn't want to. Sleepyhead, I want to throw her out the window.
Sleeping dust only lasts for a few hours. I think it's already giving her nightmares.
Since it took her a while to wake up, I poured bottled water on her.
"Bitch, who did that!?" She shouted as her nostrils flared. She looks like a wet chick, pft.
I just looked straight at the road and ignored what she was trying to say.
After a while, she poked me again, so I paid attention. I guess she lacked attention.
"What?" I'm bored with this question. I still didn't look at her.
"I'm Jazlene Mayumi, Jm for short. You, what's your name?" Introducing herself when I'm not asking. But it was a nice name.
"Killian," I answered her shortly and continued driving.
"Where are we going?" She asked me.
Curiosity was written all over her face. Doesn't she know the way to the University?
"Here," I said, and I got out of the car. She also came out next.
"Wow, that's beautiful! Are we in Neverland? Is Peter Pan already king? Introduce me to your mother, Tinker Bell, oh! Tell them I ship them with Peter Pan in the movie. I don't like Tanya because Peter left her. So annoying! Do you know that everyone who became my boyfriend left me? That's why I don't like those.
"Can you shut up? I'm not a fairy, and Tinker Bell is not my mother! I don't care about Peter Pan and your nonsense love life. They're leaving you because you're ugly." I cut off her sentimentality.
She's so noisy! It's irritating!
"Alright, don't! You thought if you looked like Daddy Cean, you're my type?! In your shit, duh!" She said,
What does sh*t mean? It could be a street word. It's obvious from her mouth that there's arrogance and rudeness.
"Just shut up and follow me," I ordered her.
My eardrums might bleed from the amount of things she says, and add that her voice is irritating.
I was about to go to the University gate when she suddenly got in a car. Is she stupid?
"Hey, here at the University, not in the car. If you're not half an idiot.", I said to Jazlene and peeked out the window of my car.