Buy a Daddy to Baby My Mommy

"Mommy, where did I come from?" Looking at Fu Zhengzheng who is coquetting in front of the mirror, Fu Xing poses his first question today.

Fu Zhengzheng stops her poses and turns around to see her son's eyes full of doubt and expectation, then she swallows her saliva embarrassedly...

The night six years ago reappears in her mind, in that chamber...

"Mommy, why don't you answer me? Where did I come from?" Fu Xing, raising his head, pulls on Fu Zhengzheng's skirt and asks again.

Fu Zhengzheng's thoughts are interrupted when she has just recalled the past, and her expression becomes unnatural.

Where did you come from? Anyway, she can't admit that he was the prize of her promiscuity after heavy drinking!

"You were stolen by me from aliens!"

Fu Xing pouts his mouth with a doubtful expression, "Liar! Why don't you say that I was picked up from a garbage dump?"

"That has been out date now. Mommy asked Professor Do Min-joon to steal you from the outer space. Well, you are going to be late for school. Hurry up!" Fu Zhengzheng, wearing a serious expression, continues her lies while holding her bag.

Fu Xing curls his lip with disdain.

Having sent her son to the kindergarten, Fu Zhengzheng hurries to the Weihan Building.

Looking at the long queue of interviewees, she waits patiently. The interview is extremely important. It is the only chance for her to work there undercover and get intelligence.

She must succeed!

However, when it is her turn, a phone call shocks so much that she almost can't hold her cellphone. "What? My son slipped away from the kindergarten?"

*

At the parking lot of Weihan Building.

When Han Siqi walks toward his car, suddenly a child aged five or six rushes in front of him.

"Hello, Uncle Han, my name is Fu Xing. I'm five years old. I wanna buy you to be my daddy." The child raises his head to look at him with hopeful eyes.

"Buy me to be your daddy?" Han Siqi looks at the little child in front of him with bafflement, then points to the elevator door, "Little boy, go and play with your mommy. It's dangerous here."

"Uncle, I'm not playing here. I really wanna buy you!" Then Fu Xing fishes out his saving pot from his schoolbag and presents it to Han. He says proudly, "It's a profitable business to be my daddy! I am a good boy. I eat only a little bit every day, I can massage your back, trim nails and scratch, and I can also sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star! My mommy is smart, gentle, virtuous and beautiful. If you become my daddy, I will give you my mommy for free. It's a bargain to buy one, get one free."

"Get your mommy for free?" Han Siqi looks at Fu Xing with great interest.

"Yes, you will get both a son and a wife at the same time. What a great deal!" Then Fu Xing directly shoves his saving pot into Han's arms.

"It's so tempting," Han can't help laughing, "but I've had a girlfriend."

Seeing that Han is going to leave, Fu Xing grabs Han's clothes and whispers, "Uncle, you can't have a baby. Your girlfriend will dump you if she knows that."

"I can't have a baby?" Han is confused. Thinking of Fu Xing calling him Uncle Han hospitably, he knows the reason, and can't help frowning.

"As long as you take me as your son," Fu Xing thumps his chest and guarantees, "I will keep your secret."

"I don't like babies, so I can't help you." Han Siqi has no time to waste here.

Fu Xing doesn't agree. He holds Han's leg and begs, "You can also buy a mommy and get a son for free. Uncle, don't go!"

"Little boy, you should go to the kindergarten now," Han Siqi says seriously.

"I won't go! I won't go! I won't go unless you promise me." Fu Xing shakes his head and refuses to let him go.

At that time, a woman appears suddenly. She shakes her fist and then kicks at Han while yelling, "Damn human trafficker! How daring are you!"

"Mommy! He is not a human trafficker. He is daddy!"

"What?"

Fu Zhengzheng is startled. She wants to take back her foot, but who knows, her high heels are unstable. She falls toward Han Siqi uncontrollably, pressing him exactly on the hood and touches him with her lips!

What happened?

Fu Zhengzheng is shocked. She stares straight at the eyes in front of her.

Seeing the scene, Fu Xing screams excitedly, "Uncle, you kissed my mom. You should be responsible for my mommy and me!"

Fu Zhengzheng's face has turned red. She hurries to push away that man and wipes her mouth with her sleeve.

However, Han Siqi says slowly, "Little boy, your mommy kissed me, so it is your mommy who should be responsible."

"Responsible for you---" Before uttering the word "bastard", Fu Zhengzheng gets astonished, because the man in front of her is exactly the man in her memory!

"Are you Nian Xi?" Fu Zhengzheng touches Han's cheeks carefully and asks with a trembling, doubtful voice.

Fu Xing pulls on her cloth and asks, "Mommy, do you know Uncle Han?"

Fu Zhengzheng doesn't answer her son. She asks Han Siqi eagerly, "Nian Xi, don't you remember me? And that chamber?"

Han doesn't say anything. He raises his lips and squints at her while standing still to let her do anything to him.

Instead, Fu Xing on the side inquires curiously, "Mommy, what chamber?"

Fu Zhengzheng, who's been interrupted, points to a nearby corner and orders her son, "You go and play there!"

"Mhm." Fu Xing moves there unwillingly.

Fu Zhengzheng then turns around to ask again eagerly, "Have you recalled anything?"

"I remember that you are my first love, and I'm your son's dad." Han Siqi patted the dust on his back, and half lowers his eyes to glance at Fu Xing with some sort of disapproval. Then he adds languidly, "The plot is old-fashioned, but I should praise your 'courage.'"

Fu Zhengzheng is in a trance, and then she suddenly opens the car door and pushes Han Siqi inside the car.

"Hey!" Han Siqi stumbles and falls on the chair.

Fu Zhengzheng quickly squeezes into the car, locks the door, and pounces on him to unbuckle his belt.

"Hey! Hey!" Han Siqi doesn't expect that she is so flirty and grasps her hand tightly.

After a quick thought, he decides to take the initiative. He pulls Fu Zhengzheng toward him violently, making her whole body lie on him. Then he turns over to press her under his body, and bows his head to kiss her.

"Oh! No... I didn't mean that!" Fu Zhengzheng, being unable to move, gets panicked and explains incoherently.

Han stops his lips less than a centimeter away from her lips and blows his breath lightly. Then he playfully says, "Women had better not be so flirty."

Fu Zhengzheng's face suddenly turns red. She closes her eyes, bites her teeth and says, "I didn't mean that! I just want to check your thigh!"

Looking at the woman who suddenly becomes docile like a sheep, he gets more interested, "Oh? How would you like to check?"

He emphasized the word "check" on purpose, making Fu Zhengzheng extremely embarrassed.

"I didn't mean that! There is a mole on Nian Xi's thigh, so I just want to prove whether you are him!" Fu Zhengzheng wants to shake head, but she doesn't dare to move, for she fears to touch Han's lips.

If there is a medicine that can remedy people's regrets, she would have already bought thousands of them.

Han Siqi ignores her plea and moves his hand upwards her body. Then he says flirtatiously, "Tell me, what we did in that chamber? Maybe we should rehearse it, so that I can think of our past."

Looking at his slowly moving hand, Fu Zhengzheng just wants to cry. She can neither take back her hands nor stretch her legs. She has no way but to threaten him, "Do you know the law? It's against the law to touch me without my consent!"

"Huh? You don't know that your son has given you to me? Now you are my belongings, and I am just sorting out my own belongings, how can that be law-breaking?" Han Siqi smiles evilly, raising his hand and moving his fingers to threaten her.

Fu Zhengzheng's body gets stiff. She bites her teeth and says, "I know that I'm beautiful, and it is easy to seduce some stupid men to commit a crime. Your uncontrollable lust has once again proved my infinite charm."

Unexpectedly, Han Siqi laughs and says, "Really? You are so good? Then I will have a good look at you."

Fuck!

Fu Zhengzheng gets furious. However, since she is under the thumb of him, she has no choice but to stare at his eyes and scold, "Despicable! Shameless! Obscene! Beast! Scoundrel! I'll chop you into pieces to feed pigs and dogs! Chew your bones, so that you will never reincarnate!"

"In that case, will I have to die?" Han Siqi pretends to be afraid while smiling wickedly.

"You!" Fu Zhengzheng' silver teeth are rattling with anger, but there is nothing she can do about it.

Just when she realizes she is going to be bullied, Han Siqi let go of her hand. She hurries to get rid of him and lies on the edge of the chair, staring at him vigilantly.

Han Siqi unhurriedly sits up straight, brushes his wrinkled clothes and squints at her with a sigh, "I am really sorry, I'm not interested in a woman who has no taste."

Being enormously furious, Fu Zhengzheng suddenly punches him in the chest. But before her fist reaches him, it is grasped by him.

"What? That's not enough? Let's go on?" Han Siqi touches her arm gently and moves close to her.

Knowing that she is not his rival, Fu Zhengzheng hurries to get rid of him and dashes out of the car embarrassedly. Catching a glimpse of his son standing aside, she grabs him and runs away.

"Mommy!" Being not able to pull her back, Fu Xing totters behind her, and looks back at Han Siqi for several times.

"Xingxing, I promise you!" Standing by the car door, Han Siqi shakes the saving pot in his hand with a smiling face. He hasn't come across such an interesting thing for a long time.

"Really? That's great!" Fu Xing cheers.

"Pow!" Fu Zhengzheng pats her son's forehead while quickening her pace.

Fu Xing grimaces at Han Siqi before being patted by her mom again. Then the mother and son disappear together at the safe passage port.

It is not until the two persons disappear that Han Siqi gets back inside his car. He can't help scolding himself at the thought that he should be somewhat moved.

When he is about to start the car and leave, his cellphone rings.