Blessed with a system by the goddess of luck after rebirth

So is this how hell looks like? Too dark one can't even see there own hands shouldn't there be someone to guide me on where I'm supposed to be? Hello hello is there anybody to tell me what's going on in here or is this my punishment to be alone in a dark place forever. By the way what a weird way way to go slip and fell to the death hahaha I can't believe how my eulogy will be like "the disease live a happy life till the day meet his ending by slipping and falling to his death while taking a shower " hahaha that's just too terrific.

By the way hope they find my copses before it starts to rot in that bathroom,

'Shut up freak'

Hey who's that show yourself and stop hiding in the dark I should warn you that I hold a black belt in karate and taekwondo.

'Say what now? A black belt holder and taekwondo expert die by slipping in the bathroom hahaha kid you just have a good mouth to lie'

How do you know am lying do by any chance me? '

How should I put it this I am your guide to your next life or you can call me devotee of goddess of luck or great at least I have a good idea even though he is a devotee of goddess of luck'

okay so mister devotee ain't you supposed to take me to hell or heaven something like that or don't tell me heaven and hell doesn't exist it's just invented by some old dudes who were bored and lack things to do and they decided let's create some cults and threatened the mass do obey and do there bidings why am I not surprised any way isn't it that how everything started.

"Kid don't you have just a weird imagination anyway my Job is to guide you to your next life and ain't you just the lucky one you have just find the best start of your new second Life"

what do you mean ain't I the lucky one does that supposed to mean something or do you mean I'll get to work as a devotee in my second Life awesome just awesome now I'll be collecting the dead like you and guide them to their second life I am already in love with my new job so when do I get to start working.

"Shut up kid can't you at least for some moment let someone finish his/her sentences before you jump in with that weird thoughts of yours what I meant by being lucky doesn't have anything to do by working as a devotee or being anything here you are being transmigrated to a new world and what I meant by being lucky is that you won't be starting your life in the new world as a toddler but as a teenager that itself is being blessed by the goddess of luck because most of the people who get transmigrated or being reincarnated to this world all started from being toddler others are even being from pregnant first and to top it all you get to keep your memories of your previous life don't you think that is too lucky"

Wait what do you mean I get to keep my memories from my previous life don't everybody keep their memories after being born in a new world?

"And what do you know about being born then reincarnated or being transmigrated to a new world and don't tell me you read it on some manga or light novels book on earth"

What isn't that how it's supposed to be?

So you've read it on novels and you think what you read is that how things go down in the afterlife hahaha dude you are that naive or are trying to be funny. How will the authors of novels and manga be able to know how things get done here when they have never been dead themselves ain't you being too stupid."

Okay you can now stop laughing and tell me how things go down in the afterlife from first-hand expert like you.

"It's like this when you die before you get reincarnated or transmigrated to another world you get all your memories erased so that you can start a new fresh life don't get me started on why it is important to get one memories to be erased I'm sure you know why or you want me to explain it's very simple so that one can start a fresh life and free from stress."

So I'm lucky cause I am taking some dude's body how is that lucky anyway? By the way this brother I'm taking his body over how did he die and what caused his death and did he die heroic dead or he is just unlucky dude like me.

"What do you mean heroic dead the f***** died from drowning dude doesn't know how to swim and he was busy collecting herbs from a cliff near a waterfall he slipped and fall and since he doesn't know how to swim he died just like you fall and die the difference is that he died from drowning while you died from hitting your head on the age of the bathtub"

Anyway I'm not going I'm not interested in taking over that body.

"And why is that?"

Because I don't want to be anybody's puppet

"What do you mean you don't want to be anyone puppet"

"YEAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BEING ANYBODY'S PUPPET?(Goddess sweet voice)

You think I'm a fool I know that after I take over that body the thing that you are saying is being lucky I'm sure it's some system that have been installed in that body so that it can control me tell me what to do and if I go against the system I get some warnings or even threats like you will die or your penis will be cut off and some s*** like that(wow that voice of goddess was so sweet).

"DO YOU LIKE MY VOICE" ?(chuckles)

yes it's so sweet

"OK SO TELL ME WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO CROSS OVER TO THAT BODY AND START A NEW LIFE? AND ABOUT THAT BEING A PUPPET WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM?"

Isn't that what you guys do when you are bored and want something to entertain yourself and what is so entertaining besides taking someone's soul put it in a dead body and let him believe he is in control yet behind the curtains you guys are laughing to your heart content, you give him some powers making control some countries or even the world make him have some beautiful women and all the wealthy dreams off and bum all of a sudden you guys taken from him.

"WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL THIS FROM I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME OF HEARING THIS IF OTHER GODS OR GODDESSES DO THAT I DON'T I JUST DECIDED TO GIVE YOU THE SYSTEM JUST BY CHANCE IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS SEARCHING FOR A PUPPET AND IF I NEED A PUPPET I WONT NEED SOMEONE SO CHEEKY LIKE YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WON'T BE LISTENING SO IF I WANT A PUPPET I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL BE SO OBEDIENT AND NO ONE WHO CAN ASK QUESTIONS ANYWAY GOODBYE"

That went well so mister devotee since I'm not becoming anybody's puppet why don't you send me on my way I need to tour around the new world and see what's good in it by the way this is a cultivation world does that mean the guy I'm going to take over his body was a cultivator and how strong was he and do I get the chance to inherit his strength?

"You will find out soon when you get the body"

okay no problem so where do I get to sign off to show that I agree to be transmigrated I will take over that person body and how long has he been dead I don't want to get some stinking body that has already rotten

"you don't have to sign anything I have done my part and explain everything you need to know before taking over that body and be transmigrated to that world"

by the way old man this teenager boy some young master of some clan or is he a son of the town Mayer or some general to be clear I don't mind if he is just a young master of some small sects.

"Hahaha ain't you just eager to find out then there you go (kick on the butt)"

Aaagh stupid old man can't you just push me a little did you have to go to the extent of kicking my butt what if you could have break my precious tailbone old man old man aaaagh that hurts like hell what the hell ah Iight I can see the light that means I have taken over the body not bad despite being drowned the body is still in one piece I'll just have to go wash up this Mark left by mad when he was trying to save his a**

The memories of this fella are flooding in now they are so many that they are making me have a slight headache what so I am not some young master of some sects not even a son of a village chief I'm just an orphan and my strength what!!! hahaha now I get it why that stupid old man was laughing at me when I acquire if I am some strong fella or a young master of some please it's because I am neither of them I am not strong and I'm not some young master of any place I am just trash that what I am.

So this fella work so hard to earn some money so that he can join some sects to gain a foothold in this vast world of cultivation what an unlucky guy you died without even realise your dream, too bad we don't share the same mentality I don't want to be controlled with some sect or some powerful individuals I want to live my life according to me not some people's puppet. So where do we start from first what advantage do I get after coming to this vast world don't tell me the only advantage I got was having to take over this powerless body isn't just that as the same as waiting in the line for baby to be born so I can take over.

"You are so lucky the goddess of luck is on your side" you really got me there stupid old man hahaha haha I almost fell for that.

(Don't you just love to complain)

who's that show yourself just to warn you I am

armed so be careful of what you do next.

(I am in your head dumbass)

Huh in my head nice try buddy I am ain't falling for that why don't you show yourself at least you are the first person I met since I camming to this f***** up world maybe you can tell me where I am right now and how to get to the next available town or city.

(I am your system bestowed to you by the goddess of luck I am not some local from this world you idiot)

You should have said that earlier on why did you have to go to the extent of pulling that stance "I am in your head commando" are you that bored hahaha.

(Shut up you talk too much)

That what I have been told countless time but I don't see it changing any time soon so system what goods are you holding there in your storage for me tell me now buddy what are my gadgets to start this endless journey of cultivation in this massive world.

(Nothing)

What? Did I just hear you correctly you said you got nothing in the inventory for me right? Tell me I am not misquoting you right?

(You had me right I have nothing in the inventory for your disposal)

Just great I mean perfect I have a system just to talk to whenever I am bored isn't that just awesome goddess of luck and here I thought I am going to debut in this world like a big shot with system in my hand who knew the system will just be here to keep me company and enjoy my sufferation.

(Don't you just love to complain I have never meet someone who is able to beat you in the way of talking too much and complain like a pregnant woman)

Pregnant woman your mother I am in a foreign world and all I got from my system is a conversation what do you expect me to thank the goddess of luck for remembering that I need someone to talk to in this new world so much , I should be eager on looking for a place to spend the night in I was so happy knowing that I got some system that would have guide me in what to do in this foreign world now I know I am on my own and before I spend my first night in this foreign world in this massive forest which I don't even know if it got some dangerous wild animals.

(You haven't even bother to ask what I am capable of doing you just jump to conclusion that I am useless ain't you just the special one who knows everything)

So what are you capable of

(I'm not telling you)

F*** you system are you some girl who is experiencing her menstruation.

(why?)

What do you mean why don't you see your replies ever since we started talking to each other you have been like some girl who is in so much moody are you going to tell me what I got in the system that can help me in the situation I'm having right now or are you going to keep on being moody.

(Mmph! You are not fun to talk to so are you mad?)

Why should I be mad ain't you some mechanical operating voice in my head why should I be mad with something which is not alive and breathing (mmph!! who told you that I'm not alive and breathing)

are you alive?

(I'm not telling you)

You see you are not so what are the things in my disposal from the system which I can use in this situation right now by the way system do you know what place we are currently in on this world?

(For now you have a place to crash on you don't have to be afraid of darkness)

I just said we need to have some things useful even if we are going to spend the night in the open area space.

(What's the difference)

What do you mean what's the difference the difference is that I am not afraid of the darkness the way you put it, by the way enough with the chit chat what's in for use?

(System will provide you with subspace place for your disposal you can use it as a storage facility and the good part is that the storage facility provided by the system is not restricted by the means of the world or other worlds what I'm trying to say is that you can store living organisms in your subspace facility and it is vast I mean it can be compared to a pocket dimension)

wow awesome can I take a look please send me to take a look at my subspace dimension storage system.

(okay)

System take me to my subspace dimensional pocket now.

(You are there don't you feel the different in spirit aura in this place already oh my bad you haven't even step on the journey of cultivation yet newbie hahaha hahaha)

System are you f****** kidding me right now this vast open place is what you are telling me is my subspace dimensional storage what about my mansion

(Are you stupid or just ignorant? mansion built by who yet this place was just created by the goddess of luck for your disposal did you expect the goddess of luck to even build you a home to live in?)

Wherever so this is my small world because there is no way that this is just some small storage facility so I have to build a house for my used in this world of mine by the way system what other function does this small world of mine besides storing women for me I'm in storing living organism and resources for cultivation

(Mmph!! Pervert is it that what you are planning to use this place for storing women to satisfy your lust, and besides storing living organisms it's connected to your conscience)

What does that supposed to mean you

(What does that supposed to mean you will ask that if you were a smart person but since you are not smart person I'll just answer that question a smart person would have asked which a pervert wouldn't is to say you can control anything that you put in here that mean you can also move this place with your mind alone and you can control or imprisoned someone in here doesn't matter how powerful that person is once you have trapped them in here they are at your mercy understand pervert?)

Who are you calling a pervert you dumb system?

(Who else)

And by saying I can control this place with my mind to move you mean we can use this place like a car to move around?

(Yes i guess but)

What do you mean now by but?

(That will have to wait until you start cultivating right now this place isn't even in your control but mine once you step in the journey of cultivation I will transfer the ownership of this place to you)

What a let-down I was planning to use this place to visit the nearest town of this place by the way system what is the name of this world and of the continent we are on this and of the nearest town.

(This world is cultivation world and the name of the continent you are at the moment is known as Grandale continent and the name of the nearest city is Cardiff)

I see and how many continent are there in this massive world of cultivation?

(There are a total of ten continents you want me to name them for you?)

Now no need will be knowing their names when we will be capable of traveling to them right now let's just know the name of the one we are occupying at the moment that's enough for now.

(Good seems you are becoming smart person at least you know with your non-existent strength right now you are not qualify to know the name of other continent that exist in this world and by the way don't think that the continent of this world are the same as of the continent of your former small speck of world called Earth)

Hey I have some respect for my former world will you

(Not trying to make you and your former world seem to be so small but to tell you the truth the smallest continent of this world is two times larger than your former world do you get it now hahaha)

what the smallest continent is two times larger than the world I came from damn that's too big and let me guess that small continents you are referring right now is the one we are occupying right now Grandale am I correct?

(Exactly I said you are becoming smart hahaha)

f*** off will you enough with the mocking so when are you going to tip me off on how I am supposed to cultivate in this world or don't tell me I'll have to figure that out by myself will you?

(Of course not you idiot I'll have to give you head start first you are so lucky that you were granted by the goddess of luck two ways on how to cultivate to choose from)

Why two ways what do you mean I get to choose one and drop the other is that it?

(Now you are back to being stupid can't you let one finish their sentences before you jumps in with your stupid conclusion what I was trying to say is that you can choose to practice the both of them or you can cultivate one of them because they don't interfere with each other in any way in fact they complicate each other especially with the case you are in right now you don't have a choice at all but to practice one of them)