Chapter 1 Gay Town

Johan was talking with Bill, who was clearly trying to flirt with him. The situation was absurd.

Johan had been a middle-aged engineer when he died-during sex. He'd had no lover, just frequent visits to a brothel. That day, he'd gotten a promotion. To celebrate, he took a high-dose pill and booked six girls for the night, spending most of his savings. But his body couldn't handle it. He died in the most pleasurable way possible.

When he woke up, reborn, Johan felt ecstatic. He vowed to sleep with every woman he could in this new life. But to his utter horror, the village-and even the nearby ones-didn't have a single woman. They were filled entirely with twinkish elves who were very into each other.

A kind man named Bob offered him a place to stay. And now, here he was, sitting at the dinner table, being hit on.

"You've got some rice on your face. Lemme clean it," said Bill, leaning in and licking Johan's cheek.

Johan wanted nothing more than to die. Again. Living in a village full of gay elves was absolute hell for him.

After dinner, still in shock, Johan tried to ask more about the world-especially about women.

"Are women rare here? I haven't seen a single one," he asked cautiously.

"You probably read some old fantasy book," Bill replied. "They say that, long ago, men and women lived together, but they got separated and formed their own worlds."

"...Then how are we even born?" Johan asked, eyes narrowing.

Bill giggled. "You ask such silly questions sometimes! Obviously, we're born from the World Tree."

Johan blinked. Before he could respond, Bill took advantage of his dazed expression, kissed him on the lips, and hugged him tight.

Shocked and appalled, Johan shoved him away with all his strength and ran to his room.

That night, Johan made a decision: he would not stay in this cursed village. He wouldn't survive in a world full of horny elves. He would find the mythical "woman world" Bill mentioned-even if it killed him. Again.

After all, he'd already died once. And it was pretty glorious.