Willow brought home strawberries and made a shortcake. "Real whipped cream," Amber said.
"Of course." Willow reached into the refrigerator. "Trumpet flourish, please."
"Ta da, teedle-oop tee tooo," Amber obliged. "Champagne?"
"A modest vintage, as AhnRee would say. I celebrate. We celebrate."
"You got laid-that's obvious."
Willow pou